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Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Newts on July 03, 2006, 12:02:29 am
You'd need a miner's lamp and a canary to find her there.

Boom boom.

These are BBC headlines, by the way. Here's another:

"Hasselhoff in chandelier accident"

I think I've watched too much The Day Today!


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Devlyn on July 04, 2006, 06:40:58 am
Hasselhoff in a chandeleer accident?? WTF? :P


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Seanikins on July 05, 2006, 12:07:01 am
is the chandelier ok?


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Newts on July 07, 2006, 01:36:26 pm
Yeah, everything went into slow motion and Kitt swerved at the last minute.

Ho ho.


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Newts on July 10, 2006, 07:15:22 pm
From my Uni notes:

Clap around the circle
In a circle, each person claps in turn. Try to make the clap go around as quickly as possible. Can also send multiple claps around in reverse direction.

Tremendous!


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Newts on July 23, 2006, 11:42:42 pm
PETER CROUCH IN COCAINE LESBO ROMP SHOCK

I think the shock in question is that Peter Crouch is a lesbian ;)


Title: Saddam daughter 'safe in Jordan'
Post by: Elvenfyre on July 24, 2006, 03:42:22 am
I can read NZ headlines all day and not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the medias attention.  Maybe I'm reading The NZ Comic Relief Times?

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Woman cop moonlighted as prostitute

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(one week later)
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Police prostitute keeps job, gets counselling

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Also, more in the silly front of law enforcement in nz:
'One man crimewave' still on loose