Ye Olde Blah

Wow I leave for a few months and come back and see that Ty has become more of a dick, newts is scolding people more often Sir-Phill acts like he has a broom shoved up his ass, and people on this fuckin site have nothing beter to do than to bad mouth non-geeks. Hey dont hate me becaues I can get laid and you fucking computer shits will never get a chance to....besides seany though.!

Ty Edit: Was "What is everyones funking deal?!?" Thought we were missing an insult thread, so here it is. Take it seriously at your peril.

I think the question is whats your deal? Everyones the same and I offered advice :P

Yea, they are different, I left too, but IMO, Newts is a lot funnier. =D

And..uh...yea, I'm my own grandma so don't talk about who can get laid and who can't.

If you have a problem with me, I'd rather you took it up with me in private. But, as you've cast the first stone, allow me to retaliate in kind. Every messageboard needs one of these topics.

With regard to my posts, I strive to make every one entertaining and amusing, either through sarcasm or an expression of BITTER DISDAIN FOR ALL HUMANITY, caused by the BLACK VOID IN MY SOUL. If you can't pick up on that then I pity you - even Satan gets it.

I believe the post which may have brought about this discussion was my "search the Internet yourself" post in the Online Gaming topic, and it's a post of which I'm very proud. The thing that annoys me most about the Internet is that information is only a few clicks away, but most people waste those clicks on asking people, instead of using that time to try and find it themselves. As for your riposte, the less said the better.

I'd love to see the evidence that Ty is more of a dick these days - the only post I've seen him make since you came back was to lock the Word Association Thread, which you revived from page who-knows-what with the hilarious and informative post "PiE!". Oh, that deserved to be kept, did it? Fuck off.

As for the getting laid thing, you can fuck right off, you twat.

Oh is that a poor use of words from a innocent lonely virgin. I am sorry about that newts I wont hurt your pride again. Its not my fault a bunch of computer fucks spend all there time on the puter and waste it all down the drain when tye could be out doing something better! And for your information to me searching for emulators isn't just a click away I am not desperate enough to spend all my god given hours on the fucken smart box to learn anything new about it. I only asked CAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH TO HELP AND NOT MAKE A RUDE ASS COMMENT!

PS Love you :D

One - I am very happily engaged to my girlfriend of four years.

Two - you are a twat.

That is all.

I have a bigger willy than you Shernal. At least, that's what your mum says.

Now first off Ty if ye saw My mom ye would regret that remark for that just makes me pity you. mY mom is not a looker at all and really say what ye want of her I hate her anyway. And two newts new word of the day "twat" he's slowly picking up english.

Ya cut me deep!

Then I suppose your new word of the day would be "laid", or perhaps "funking".

That whole "I have sex and you don't" line of arguing is really fucking pathetic, and only a complete MORON would use it to try and offend people, especially when he doesn't know any better. If you were so secure in your sex life, you wouldn't need to brag about it to people. It's called over-compensating. Also, it doesn't count if you do it:

By yourself,
With an artificial or inflatable woman,
Any manmade recreation of vaginal or rectal opening,
Any non-mammal, including sheep, tortoises and some forms of plankton

If Thy sexual partner of choice is notably absent from those aforementioned, then truly I bow down to Thy superior manhood, and ask only Thine humble and all-encompassing forgiveness, O Mighty One. If however you recognise one, you know what I have to say to you.

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Don't spoil our enjoyment - I so rarely get a good argument these days I'm even extending this one beyond its natural course with random stabs at people who butt in with nothing useful to add, white ninja boy.

Damnit oh well.

Bring it on you tea drinkin bitch

I've never drunk a cup of tea in my life, you burger-chomping, gas-guzzling, pig-wrestling FATTY.

Run away ye damn english go hide in your cubby holes made by yer gramathas. Plus newts I have had a girlfriend fer eight months now and am happy with her our sex life is not one to be matched. I have gone for HOURS! :D But sore afterwards. But anyhow to continue you butt rangers, all fags from amsterdam need to learn the proper use of a female than just something to slap.

That's more like it!

I suppose in your backwards nation eight months is a long time - after all, you have such an appreciation of time, your country has existed for TWO HUNDRED YEARS. No doubt you'll soon be having little Shawn and Shawnette Jrs., who you'll raise to call you Maw and Paw, and you'll probably have a dog called Bingo.

The closest you get to high culture is sniffing the fungal growths you find in the gussets of your underwear.

I will return on Saturday, and expect to be faced with a barrage of similarly narrow-minded yet hilarious insultory. GO!

Newts, don't forget the crack-dealing and the Burger King's. =D

This is all very amusing to me.  Carry on, mortals. ^_^

I have realized a hell of a lot of the english tend to be tippsy after a shot of wine. Very commonly known, english are pansies. Now for sake of arguement, england would not be anymore if it weren't for us over here in america, but I will agree on the fact that yes the U.S. is very shotty and could do better but so could damp shit covered U.K. over here is much cleaner and no one smells as bad. Maybe because we know of one important invention that maybe you might like to try, it's called the shower. But the concept is probably to hard to grasp considering the majority of the english do not are what one thinks of them, but more of how they could get more insults out of there tight asses.
      Now Im not one to be judgemental or anything but hey it's not every english persons fault their teeth look as if they were trompled by a horse and covered in mud. Now homosexual-fuckboy-never to be a man- faggot bitch, explain to me again how is it that you english came to be.

Newts will have a field day with that. Your poor use of the English language is more of an insult to England than anything else in your post. I'll let him dismember it when he gets back.

Your insult rating: 1/5. Must try harder.

=\  Sorry, I have to agree...even though I am American.  :lol:

That was my whole point of putting that in.

Uh, thats the French...most English-men I know would kick just about anyones ass if they looked at them wrong... As for our language Newts, you have to be aware that some of us were brought up speaking this!!! :-P I would accually love to speak like the English do. Its a bit more elligant...

how can you not like the english?
I enjoy watching the prime minister address the house of commons, it gives me the impression that things are actually getting done and being said. The English mean what they say, and say it often.

I think that's respectable.

I thought this was suppose to be an insult/ arguement thread why cant ye argue those points instead of being so nice? :D

Those bastards and their 'ou' spelling thingy....>.<

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I have been swayed by your words, oh wise one.

This has got to be the most entertaining thing I've read in months, which is quite worrying.

That says alot about your life  :wink:

Shernal:

Ticking me off, yes you,
you wothless jackoff,
Why are you so gosh darn angry?
Do you have to take a pee?
Or maybe...your just not happy,
cos your boyfriend would rather have sex with me,
and your useless,
and your relatives are toothless

Lyrics from Goldfinger - I wish I could write like that :P

Maybe you could right like that if ya got your fingers outta your daddy's bumhole.

And you my friend need to learn where to put the proper words where they belong *Smacks Shernal with a Grammer book* its write not right. Also it would be better to say Maybe you could compose music like that if... and so on!!! o_O MWAHAAHAHAH :twisted:

Nerd. Cant think of anything else betta to do than to correct ones gammer and spelling

This thread reminds me of the emo kids at school.

Since when did you have wine in shots? Do you even know what wine is? I'd also love to know what respected scientific journal you gleaned this from. The menu at McDonald's? Oprah?



What? Oh, England is always rainy, I see. Touch?.



Is the difference between "two", "too" and "to" too hard to grasp?



Possibly the worst "insult" yet. Is that a generalisation aimed at my countrymen based on my behaviour on this messageboard? I sincerely hope not. Just remember - I'm only a character. I only exist within words, which makes me a fictional construct, like a character in a book. Thanks for the compliment on my tight ass though, I'm very proud of it.



I had to bring special attention to this - the American spelling of judgement is actually sans e, so I applaud you for adopting the correct English spelling.



Okay, now I've translated it into something vaguely resembling English, it's much more readable. Your defence of "oh, I did it on purpose, I was poking fun at the stupidity of my countrymen who can't string together a sentence without PAW and MAW and Y'ALL in it" is entirely risible.

Loki, I object to you referring to any part of English as "your language", although I will accept your point that the English way of speaking is more elegant . I may begin a series of weekly lectures on the topic of speaking English correctly, although I fear you young yackers would make my head explode with your insolence.



OH NO, NOT YOUR GAMMER!

I also highly doubt any of you fucking morons will bother to read this, which is  certainly fighting my argument for me. As for you Mage, your contribution to this thread has been as enjoyable and useful as  carefully balancing a series of very heavy concrete slabs on my teeth, and then having a procession of fat men, marching bands and eighteen-wheelers running over my face.

Please Newts, its hard to take an insult from someone whose country is made up of pale crooked teeth fops who wear white wigs and red dresscoats!

....

Stfu its like the only English stereo-types I know

Newts, you are very entertaining to me. =D

Also, I am proud to say that I am an American who is content with my spelling and grammar.  One of the few...*sigh*

Though I have to say I did enjoy the company of the psychotic drunken Englishmen that I have been around for the previous summer.

Satan, stop being such a sycophant. This is for insulting people, but clearly you're too busy toeing the party line and hanging with the tough kids to bother with that.

As for the grammar of our American chums, it's clear that most of them are too ignorant to even know they have a problem, let alone do something about it. I would also like to say that not all Englishmen are psychotic or habitual drinkers, although all Americans are beer-swillin', truck-drivin', thigh-slappin' honkeys and no mistake, y'all.

How long did it take you to pull that outta yer ass?





Chums? Now what kind of word is that? I have often wondered where the United Cock suckers came up with that word just like the word bloody. I thought the whole meaning to bloody is well a lot of blood on ones body.

Yes a lot of americans are ignorant I will give ya that, but hey we are Americans. It's the american way.
 
First off, of course not all English are psychotic or habitual drinkers, because they cant hold as much down as us Yankees but I do extol you for pointing out a good fact of the redneck americans, and lastly the word honkeys is spelled wrong, for if it is plural it would be honkies, and also are you black now or something, cause last time I saw you were so white that you would seem like a ghost at the Apollo.

P.S. for more sake of arguement, if we americans are so bad, then why did we kick your redcoated asses thus gaining our freedom from you queerish grasps? :)

my head hurts...you people need lives

Hehe...I'm a sycophant...yummy.

Actually it can be spelt both ways, but I'm sure you knew that.

I'll probably lock this thread in a bit, because it's boring me, plus Sean is right in that some of you should see the outside world.

You spoil all my fun.

I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT!

OH NO NOT TEH OUTSIDE!!!!11TWO7!!@

out...side?

*hiss* pollen! *growl* butterflies *wiggle* freedom

... I am the one of the three, the frist one that discovered the site while searching for a good shining force fourm and the one that hated it that Mod did the American way and pissed people off... However beings that its a dumbass that didn't even notice, I'll let that one slip by ya

what the hell are you saying?

And now to conclude this thread with the greatest insult ever:

You are gay


Thank you

:lol: MoBN, I assume you was speaking of Moderator or however he spelt his name, we attend the same high school, along with another friend who was here... at one time anyway... in anycase, in reply to the You are gay insult...

You only wish I was gay you Marilyn Manson reject,  Carnival side show freak, cum sucking, bastardized retard.... Now if you will excuse me I have to let my brain out so that the smoke from compiling a retarded insult such as that...

I feel dumber already! :?

Wow... interesting thread peeps. Guess it's time for me to jump the bandwagon!

Just wanted to say that I think the Americans are very shotty too Shernal. :P

...and I love the wording in your first post that you 'can' get laid. Do you first need to hand over your monthly savings before you get laid or are you still waiting for your girlfriend to die of old age so you can finally start?

I'll answer that for him.

He n33dz to find the p0zzwAd ph0r m0!"!"!/\/\/-\z p0rze b4 h3 c0n 4FFaD!!!!!! oMg 1336!!!!! NuBLaR!

:lol:

entertaining...my head still hurts though :(

Tis, my job venerable sir. Perhaps, it shall be required of me to aquire an alternative account, so that one may post such messages incognito. If ones desire to do so comes to pass.

English guys are dumb! (ultimate insult) :D

No, no... the ultimate insult of the internet is as such:

"You are gay"

Well an old school one has been making a pathetic come back and it is...

Your Mom!

Ho, ho, touche'