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Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2004, 10:25:58 am Although Dr. Phil is in the general vicinity of this forum, he seems to be unable to provide you with any councelling. Considering the uprise of forum activity and the escalation of the community, I (however) think it that there is more than a pressing need for an official councillor.
If you have an issue, you're stuck with your life or you simply want to find a lazyman's way to get that rat out of your prepackaged meal, you can ask me for advice. Having been a councellor for countless years, I can then display my *coughs* expertise *coughs* in the more vital fields of life. So if you have issues, matters or a crate of beer, bring them up! Of course, like Dr. Phil I will also tend to infinitely ramble on about weight loss. If that happens just slam me with a metal pipe :P. Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on December 18, 2004, 08:05:16 pm Dr. Devlyn
My girlfriend found out that she likes giving head. Now the problem is every time i want to fuck her the damn #@$^^@%$^^ gives me head... How do i pin her back on two shoulders and slam my Pipe O' justice where it belongs. Yours sincerely, a loyal fan. Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Sir Phill on December 19, 2004, 07:07:16 am Dear Dr. Dev,
Theres this doctor i have been stalking lately. He likes penut butter and apple sap... I was wondering when i kidnap him and put him in my basement which brand of Penut butter is better? Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Edgemaster on December 19, 2004, 03:46:35 pm Tsk, forget Dr.Dev...just click here to see Dr.Chris (http://shining.8k.com/drchris.htm) :P
From the old days of SKC Title: Re: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Saiyanora on December 19, 2004, 08:31:41 pm Quote from: "Devlyn" So if you have issues, matters or a crate of beer, bring them up! I have Kronenbourg 1664 Premier Cru :D Title: Re: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Devlyn on December 19, 2004, 09:22:51 pm Quote from: "Saiyanora" Quote from: "Devlyn" So if you have issues, matters or a crate of beer, bring them up! I have Kronenbourg 1664 Premier Cru :D Sounds brilliant! The issues can be resolved later then :D Title: Re: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Saiyanora on December 20, 2004, 12:03:24 am Quote from: "Devlyn" Quote from: "Saiyanora" Quote from: "Devlyn" So if you have issues, matters or a crate of beer, bring them up! I have Kronenbourg 1664 Premier Cru :D Sounds brilliant! The issues can be resolved later then :D *Wants to see Drunk Dr. Devlyns councilling skillz* Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2004, 08:22:11 pm Quote from: "Monkey Rayjinn" Dr. Devlyn My girlfriend found out that she likes giving head. Now the problem is every time i want to fuck her the damn #@$^^@%$^^ gives me head... How do i pin her back on two shoulders and slam my Pipe O' justice where it belongs. Yours sincerely, a loyal fan. Dear Monkey, Your problem is a highly severe and structural issue that people all over the world have to cope with. Careful research has revealed that -and you will not believe this my man!- the main source of this phenomenon is a disproportional fat balance in the penis. This disease plagues 65% of all male Americans, and is highly overlooked by the scientific community. Excessive amounts of fat in said limb have the potency to unlock additional feromones in the female specimen whenever said limb is orally consumed, therefore the optimal solution to your problem would be penile weight loss. Fortunately others have walked this path before, and I can offer you a special set of penile Fitness equipment and Mini Home-Trainers. These will bring back vitality to your lower plug and make you a more sexually happy man. Remember Monkey, it is never to late to start changing your life! Sincerely, Dr. Devlyn Title: The Dr. Devlyn Thread Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on December 20, 2004, 11:29:59 pm Dear Dr. Devlyn,
After training several weeks with the Willy-king-pro? the results are amazing. The fat on my male counterpart has reduced by 50%. My pipe o' Justice has been smiting the evil-back-cut-open-hamster for 21 hours straight now, in fact i'm smiting my pipe right now while writing the letter. Sincerely, Rehabbed Monkey. |