Ye Olde Blah

http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html
If you're so inclined, you can upload pictures in your post for the card you're playing, but it is not neccessary.  Just text is enough (especially in a forum where 80% of us can't go 10 seconds without a dirty thought!)

I play: Hitler's preserved brain:
I gain 1000 points and all germans lose 1000 points!

A tad confusing, but...

I Play: Bad Midi file (no pun inteded)
-500 from all music developers/editors, +250 to all programmers

I play the wonderful "oh my", but lose 1000 points. Still, it was worth it to play such a fabulous card.

"Baadt spelng"
inverts the powers of all cars without a spelling error on it

I play the monkey

The monkey states that all cards must be held between the toes while beating on the chest. Gain one banana

I drop Someone set up ya'll the bomb:
All other players must pay 500 points to play cards during their next turn.

I Play: Peanut-Butter face

All players laugh so hard, they lose 700 points.

I play the mod card:

No messages may be posted in the next 24 hours.

hehehehe that'll teach em :P

"Death by Tickeling"

The first player that laughs or giggles looses 1000 points

i play red card:
all hattrick addicts who are currently on a winning streak are removed from the game for 2 more of my posts!

I Play: Newb Attack

Everyone with less than 100 posts loses 1000 points

i play Wrath of Mod:
all players who didn't get the MTG reference get one post on the board randomly modded and lose .314*E points.

I play "What the Fuck ?"

All Players give me 500 of their points in sympathy for not knowing what I'm meant to be doing.

I play the "this is a game where we each make up stupid pretend cards and then post them. It has absolutely no point, but is marvellously entertaining" card. +500 knowledge points to Acebloke, and draw another card.

I play teh "busy-for-a-while" card

Players having more than 100 points, skip your next turn, if you skipped your turn, draw four cards.
If you have four or more cards lose all points and take an extra turn, gain 101 points.
Take the top card of the discards and play that card.

For Mtg addcits: - You must tap your bodywieght in colorless mana to play this card

I Play: Recent Project Update

All those who have updated their project within the last 1 and 1/2 months gains 1000 points

I play: "What the hell is your problem?"

Everyone who has not posted on YOB for 1 - 2 weeks loses all of their points.

i play Revenge of t3h n00bs:
A all players whose first time at YoB was in this incarnation lose 100 points and must speak like crotchety old war veterans for the next week.

I Play: "Get off the lawn, you little bastards!"

-750 points from all you wipper-snappers!

In my day, they did have paper to write stupid little card names on.

I play the shiny "evil admin" card! All players with more than 130 posts have to skip five turns, whilst the rest of us enjoy the silence :P

I play the Past=past

All players with postcount 2000 or more from the previous board have to add the sentence "I miss Paul" to each of their next card

P.S.  "I miss Paul" :P

i play my sooper uber shiny rare card Paul:
All players who are not porn addicts gain 35 points and all players who miss paul get 900 points.

I play "Metal-Pipe-O-Justice":

All Male players are considered rapists and must be punished accordingly loose 1500 points. Cardplayer selects one opponet to beat upside the head with the pipe, any cards that may fall out of said persons hand can be taken at pipeweilders disgression

All Female players must sit next to Cardplayer or loose 1500 points and their next turn. Hugs to cardplayer give you 500 points, actual kisses give you 1000 points.

remind me to restrict the pipe-o-justice ! :P

I play the Call-to-arms

All blahians must double their forum activity

Ich spiele Halt ?belt?ter!
All those who serve the powers of darkness (don't deny it monkey) lose twenty thousand points.

I play "Discrimination"

All players with an M as the first letter of their username shall lose the sum of points equal to pie cubed.

I counter your card with That's Not My Real Name:
All players realize that the new size limit on names does not allow me to put the original "The" at the beggining without becoming the mage of blackest "ni".  You lose 100 points for trying such a nasty trick.

I Play "Discrimination's Twin"

All Players whose username starts with a "T" loses 300 points.  And dies..

I play the "Lame-comeback"

cancels the last card played

teehee... a counterspell, even in the YoB :)  :twisted:  :twisted:

plays t3h w00t 4 t3h munke:
Monkey rayjinn gets 9000 points and a hearty slap on the back.

I play "Captain Wheenie Marine"

Forces one Paul to respond to this message, shuffle CWM back into the deck.

This means it might pop up another time :P

plays Where is Waldo?
Waldo is off drinking with Paul, and they may not be back for some time.  Monkey draws a card and Paul sips his beer.

I play the Sombrero of the blackest night

Turns MOBN into a ninja demon squirrel Pinata.
Add one big club to every blahians hand and shout "Get the presents! "

MOBN skips his next 3 breakfasts

"Website Sig"

Everyone with a link in their signature gains a ceremonial katana :D

I play "It is I, Yoshimitsu":
all players who don't know at least one quote of Yoshimitsu lose ten-thousand points and may not lust after the Olsen twins.

I play the "Newbie Lurker" card. All regular visitors lose a turn out of shock of seeing the lurker reply. Card player gets 1000 points and 10000 brownie points with the ladies. :wink:

i play "Hurt" all other players loose 100 points

counters with Johhny cash shouldn't cover NIN:
Hurt is countered, and the points are retroactively added to all players point totals (whoa, throwback to ooolllld magic cards).

Defends with the super-rare shiny "Johnny Cash is a genius" card. Players who dislike country music are paralysed for five days. Powers up when used with Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton cards.

I play the coveted "That's bullshit"
All further counters are null and void hereafter, opponets can ignore this rule only if they smother their face in penutbutter, and post proof.
This must be done each time an opponet wishes to play any sort of counter card

before the card resolves i tear it up and urinate on it, thereby nulling it's effect and creating a terrible odor.  all players are nauseous for five minutes.

I play the "PORN" card. While all male hetero players start to wiggle all females and gay males gain 5000 points. Due to excessive abuse Seani looses 5000 points.

I play the "nuder"

all players making sexistic remarks become sexless.
search your libary for a card called "peanutbutter smeared face" and put it on top of your library

I play "What are you lookin' at"

Everyone loses 1000 points from an angry italian mafia dude who doesn't like those who look at him cross eyed.  Too bad for us...

Do i get the points i took ?

**skips turn**

As a matter o' fact, yes.  You also obtain the reputation of "Snoty Italian Mobster" along with you thousands of points.

I play the "wayhay let's start a vendetta"

Summons twinkle and damages the ego of all male blahians

Plays a Damn I'm gone for a week and still nothing gets posted!
All members must make a post on the forum by next tuesday!

I play "The card that does nothing"

Nothing happens.

i play ''Counterspell''

the last card was way too dangerous

I play "Porno for Pyros"
those who say WTF lose all of their points
those who knew a song get their share of those points
and those who pretend lose twice as much

plays David Bowie has a bulge in "Labyrinth"
Anybody who has seen this awful children's movie has nightmares about David Bowie's prominent penis for the next week.

I play "ITV2" ( english tv channel )

Everyone is forced to watch Pop/American Idol repeats, several programmes on Airports, and other tacky, useless tv crap. Anyone who fails to watch the channel for 5 hours straight has their points deducted by 5,000.

I play "All your points are belong to the person on your right"

Everyone gives the points they have to the person on their right (and of course receives the points from the person on their left).

**stares to the empty chair next to him**

**Throws cards and pen on the table,.... I Quit !  :evil:

*Returns with a box of beer*

*looks around*

*finds monkey's cards*

Well then I'll have twice as many cards  :D

*is already drunk*
"hic.... Hey, why don't we move this game to the Ye Olde Bar, which i will shortly be reincarnating?"

*plays the Copy Game card*

All players' hands are duplicated and the same game continues in Ye olde Bar?