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Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Ty on August 16, 2004, 05:03:20 pm
(Before you start, this was posted on the official Blitz Basic website :P)

http://www.lovechess.nl/

Chess, but with sex. As if chess didn't have enough of that already!

I can't actually think of anything to say about this game. It's just that...weird.


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: acebloke on August 16, 2004, 06:05:15 pm
Damn, I thought it was some form of internet meetup with strip-chess.

Ah well, better wait afew more years.


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Newts on August 16, 2004, 06:18:50 pm
Sorry you're disappointed, Ace :P

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We are very excited to announce a multi- and online-player update for LoveChess


That should cheer you up, though ;) I think the worst part of it all is the innumerable pawn/mate/bishop gags. It's inhuman!


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Noma89 on August 16, 2004, 09:04:02 pm
*throws up*

It's like anime p0rn gone wrong!  And you have to pay for it.

*runs away crying histerically*

What the hell is the world coming to when you have to play chess to get a good laugh, and for some, to get aroused O.o :shock:


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Zylokh on August 17, 2004, 08:26:58 am
Like they say:

Ca va ou bien?


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Tomahawk on August 19, 2004, 11:27:21 pm
I can see all those horny teenagers sitting at home, sacrificing all their chess pieces one after another...


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Newts on August 19, 2004, 11:34:42 pm
"Oh darn, you win! Oh well, only one thing for it.."

It's like letting the 13th Duke of Wimborne loose on a lifesize chessboard :P


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Tomahawk on August 20, 2004, 01:11:55 am
Pity I can't find it on eMule... maybe Paul has it!


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Cortez on August 20, 2004, 05:39:49 pm
Some "sharp-minded" guys are still using sexuality as a tool for their commercial purposes, and what's even worse is, for years, it usually works, and probably will for many many years...


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on August 20, 2004, 07:09:54 pm
You should phrase it else... People are still buying sex related produtcs with great expectations... theres your flaw


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Devlyn on August 23, 2004, 10:45:35 pm
It's nice that there's a multiplayer feature, shame that 99% of the players will be male though ;).


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Seanikins on August 24, 2004, 12:29:12 am
:lol:
this illustrates how sex is destroying our humanity...portraying it as an offensive force only to be utilised upon black and white polished sheets of marble.


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Devlyn on August 24, 2004, 11:01:04 pm
But then again, what good is a world full of virgins?


Title: Chess and sex.
Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on August 25, 2004, 08:23:16 am
ask darkleaf  :P