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Title: Need some serious help Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on December 04, 2004, 11:43:06 am I'm trying to get my Euro-bills pregnant, hoping they will bring forth some coins one day, who will grow into fine bills
But how do i breed the paper. I've tried everything, but they just seem too lazy to impregnate each other. I've even tried pepper-nuts and "de-zak-van-sinterklaas" but nothing works. (http://re2.mm-c.yimg.com/image/873438073.jpg)(http://img15.exs.cx/img15/8421/money7.jpg) I even read the above books, can you tell me what i've done wrong ? Title: Need some serious help Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2004, 04:09:01 pm Foreplay my friend! No pregnancy and hot nights without suitable foreplay. I know you want to get rough 'n' tough right away, but you have to give the bill some patience.
Perhaps rubbing it first until it gets warm and sticky may help? Title: Need some serious help Post by: Ty on December 04, 2004, 04:56:50 pm Dev's right, you need to take it slowly.
Take it out to dinner, buy it flowers. Tell it how much you care. If you're feeling brave, use the "L" word and you'll be in there. Or you could force it with a knife. Title: Need some serious help Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on December 05, 2004, 02:07:43 pm tried the knife thingy...
Back to foreplay, lost some contenders though :( Title: Need some serious help Post by: Edgemaster on December 06, 2004, 08:25:38 pm Yes yes, in Holland we brew the Grolch verrry slowly. For a better taste.
If you took your time, you could really bring in the gold. Title: Need some serious help Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2004, 10:51:32 am Any pregnant bills yet over there by the way? :s
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