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Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on January 31, 2005, 11:33:32 am In a fight between you and a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS?
Tough call. Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on January 31, 2005, 07:34:16 pm MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on January 31, 2005, 08:49:34 pm That's an even worse reply than this topic deserved.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 01, 2005, 03:15:00 am Yea..oh well.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Sir Phill on February 01, 2005, 06:29:30 am Depends? What am i armed with?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 01, 2005, 01:10:41 pm You, Phill, are in all your usual ninja garb, which means you have the power of surprise over the GIANT SPACE BEETLE. Also, you have a cup and a piece of paper.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Seanikins on February 01, 2005, 02:53:48 pm hmm..phil's gonna have a tough time...
what have I got? Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 01, 2005, 03:44:34 pm El Pipe-O'-Justice of course, as well as your beetle-crippling Wiggle Attack.
I'm offering 4/5 on a Seanikins victory - who'll take me? Title: Who would win? Post by: Monkey Rayjinn on February 01, 2005, 05:57:07 pm I''m i''m armed with a banana, and my primal warcry, i can Mutilate the beetle :D
Title: Who would win? Post by: Sir Phill on February 01, 2005, 06:57:24 pm as a super flash ninja id win ods 1000-1 me
Title: Who would win? Post by: Shernal on February 01, 2005, 09:42:51 pm I would call an exterminator if my foot does not kill it first.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 02, 2005, 05:07:11 pm I doubt you could step on it...have you tried the paradox on it yet?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Shernal on February 02, 2005, 06:08:41 pm Pair of ducks?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 02, 2005, 10:12:15 pm Um..yea sure, why not?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Loki Trister on February 03, 2005, 08:08:24 pm Loki rolls for the inititive, he rolls a 20 :( DAMN!!! he crys as he trips over his own foot as the beetle crunches him without even realizeing he was there...
Title: Who would win? Post by: acebloke on February 04, 2005, 12:54:19 pm Against a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS?
I'd definatly lose, I'm too lazy to exercise and consume way too much sugar, its suprising I'm still under 9 stone in weight. Title: Who would win? Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on February 05, 2005, 08:39:58 pm What do i get?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 06, 2005, 06:53:21 am An enlarged penis.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on February 06, 2005, 07:20:15 am In that case I just give it a good reaming in the bum and let it die of massive anal hemmhorage.
Finally found a good place to use "massive anal hemmhorage" God I love this board! Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 06, 2005, 01:10:25 pm It troubles me that you've been keeping that particular phrase for a special occasion. I dread to think how many boards you've tried posting it on. In future, for stuff like that, I highly recommend following my sig.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 06, 2005, 06:28:20 pm Glad to help you use that phrase..also, I agree with Newts. I'll see ya tomorrow when you finally leave the bathroom with that magazine.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 06, 2005, 06:38:30 pm I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Shernal on February 06, 2005, 11:28:13 pm Quote from: "Newts" I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are. Now now now Newts we are talking about fighting space beetles not insulting the yanks. Leave that for the arguement thread. And for the record, you only bash us for your just jealous we are allowed. Title: Who would win? Post by: Sir Phill on February 07, 2005, 12:06:12 am Quote from: "Shernal" Quote from: "Newts" I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are. Now now now Newts we are talking about fighting space beetles not insulting the yanks. Leave that for the arguement thread. And for the record, you only bash us for your just jealous we are allowed. Theres allways room for hate :) :twisted: Title: Who would win? Post by: Seanikins on February 07, 2005, 01:39:15 am good god..
let not this thread be tainted by anger as the oddly popular argument thread (to which i made one and only one serious post in) go in there and bicker at eachother...meanwhile someone's gotta kill this damn beetle Title: Who would win? Post by: Shernal on February 07, 2005, 07:17:49 pm I bathe in insecticide and coax the beetle to eat me. Let's see if he can hold down a living death.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 07, 2005, 09:30:38 pm Quote from: "Newts" I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are. Oh really? I dunno, don't you think that when you pronounce 'hemorrhage', it would sound strange with 'ae'? I s'pose we spell it that way cause when we adopted the language we saw how stupid it looked. :lol: Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 07, 2005, 09:51:18 pm Well we actually adopted it from the Greeks, so it can't be that stupid. The Ancient Greeks didn't give us anything bad. There's a set-up, if anyone wants to run with it.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Satan on February 08, 2005, 01:19:10 am Nope, I'm good. I'll just stick to castrating this giant beetle. xD
Title: Who would win? Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on February 08, 2005, 01:55:59 am The greeks also gave us the idea that all matter were made of the elements of fire, earth, water, and air.
They claimed humans were a combination of all four. I think that I'd be very dead if i was those for things. the air would erode the dirt and escape, while the fire and water would turn into steam. all humans evaporate on birth? I don't think so. Title: Who would win? Post by: Saiyanora on February 08, 2005, 11:25:16 pm My floccinaucinihilipilification of this thread is amusing.
Ho, ho I say. (Add one more for Christmas pHun) Title: Who would win? Post by: Sir Phill on February 09, 2005, 03:08:12 am Quote from: "Newts" Well we actually adopted it from the Greeks, so it can't be that stupid. The Ancient Greeks didn't give us anything bad. There's a set-up, if anyone wants to run with it. Thats funny because when I read it I was like "Wtf Newts isen't THAAAT dumb. Then it hit me :\ Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 09, 2005, 11:43:29 am Why Phill, what bad things did the Ancient Greeks give us?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Devlyn on February 09, 2005, 11:52:05 am Incest :P
Title: Who would win? Post by: Saiyanora on February 09, 2005, 09:12:17 pm Quote from: "Newts" Why Phill, what bad things did the Ancient Greeks give us? Ancient Greek ;) Title: Who would win? Post by: Sir Phill on February 10, 2005, 04:05:31 am Quote from: "Newts" Why Phill, what bad things did the Ancient Greeks give us? Tacos? Title: Who would win? Post by: Seanikins on February 10, 2005, 06:24:41 am The Olympics?
Title: Who would win? Post by: Newts on February 10, 2005, 03:02:21 pm They invented gayness!
Title: Who would win? Post by: Shernal on February 10, 2005, 11:44:37 pm The first pedofile was from the greeks.
Title: Who would win? Post by: Elvenfyre on February 16, 2005, 11:53:36 am Actually.. umm, hate to ruin your party, but I reckon we ARE made from earth, fire, water and air.
Earth, air and water being our composition, fire being our energy..(or "spark of life" if you don't like that answer) Anyway, who would win in the battle, to me it's not about what I have on me, but WHERE the battle takes place. See, unlike other super heroes and the GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS, I can't breathe in space. Wouldn't really be much of a battle would it. Title: Who would win? Post by: Saiyanora on February 16, 2005, 11:15:42 pm Quote from: "Newts" They invented gayness! omfg queer! |