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Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 11, 2005, 10:12:12 pm
Webcams are everywhere these days.

One of them is here.

http://itsmywebcam.com/prosody

It's mine.
  • See me getting very stressed out about the impending dissertation deadline!
  • Marvel at the super fast 0.003 FPS video feed!
  • Tremble in fear at our three kinds of ships!
Just click the link and watch me going slowly insane.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ok So It Was Me on April 11, 2005, 11:24:29 pm
Thats a very intelligent look you got there going...


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 11, 2005, 11:32:12 pm
The thing's been broken for about an hour, so don't go refreshing it expecting me to change :P

I'll try and get it fixed tomorrow morning, so tune in then for more Dissertation-O-Vision


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 12, 2005, 11:14:51 am
Excuse the double-post, Mr Moderator. Oh wait, that's me. Awesome.

Anyway, just to let you know that both the updated-every-ten-minutes page and direct video feed pages are both working now, so click

http://www.easyfreewebcam.com/cam/prosody/

and watch me. Please. I'll be your friend.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ok So It Was Me on April 12, 2005, 11:46:42 am
Yay!

Is that mustache an accident or something planned?

And is it just my disturbed mind, or does click and dick look an awfull lot alike?


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 12, 2005, 11:48:29 am
The whole facial hair thing is really just a manifestation of my laziness, plus also I cut myself quite seriously last week and daredn't go near a razor again for some time.

And you're right, the two are very similar, so I shall no longer us click. I shall instead say PUSH or something.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ok So It Was Me on April 12, 2005, 12:17:39 pm
push, pussy, its all the same to me ;)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Sir Phill on April 12, 2005, 07:29:45 pm
YOU'RE NOT THERE! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 12, 2005, 08:29:28 pm
I was watching the Simpsons.

I'm here now though, and will be for some considerable time. Possibly the next 36 hours.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Seanikins on April 12, 2005, 08:35:24 pm
im currently watching Newts-o-Cam...its quite incredible to view someone without them having any real indication wether or not they're being watched right at that very moment.


This morning i checked the feed only to recieved a barely opened door :( it left me empty and sad :(

choice idea mate :D


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 12, 2005, 09:05:40 pm
In future I shall make sure to stop the feed whenever I'm out of the room, so all your Newts needs may be met whenever you wish.

I fully expect to be watched at any time, because I'm being so absolutely fascinating that nobody could want to watch anything else. I don't know if you're still watching, but I just waved to somebody - it was intended for you, anyway :P


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on April 12, 2005, 11:02:26 pm
A DS just doesn't seem like the proper tool to be writing a dissertation with...


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 12, 2005, 11:08:10 pm
I really should start charging for this stuff. It's entertainment of the highest order.

And yes, I did mean YOU.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Noma89 on April 14, 2005, 03:27:27 am
Awesome...?

 :D


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ok So It Was Me on April 14, 2005, 09:15:11 am
You had to see the porn, that was so cool :P


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Elvenfyre on April 14, 2005, 12:02:03 pm
At least I now have something to do with my spare 12 hours each day.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 14, 2005, 01:30:17 pm
I'm afraid dissertation-cam is done for - I've got two copies of my dissertation sat here waiting to be bound and handed in.

I went to the Copy Shop, the only place on campus that does binding, and the door was locked but there was quite patently someone sat at a desk. So I knocked on the door and he turned around and mouthed "it's locked".

OH, IT'S LOCKED. IS THAT WHY I COULDN'T GET IN WHEN I TRIED THE HANDLE, THEN?

I'm assuming he was on a lunch break or something, so I'm sat in the library playing Shell Smash on my DS. Truly the Game of Kings.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Elvenfyre on April 15, 2005, 01:15:49 am
It could have been one of those doors which when you lock it from the outside the lock on the inside doesn't work...

PS: I think you meant blatlently, not patently.

AND YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.  I woke up, made the popcorn, got my screen capture software running (was making a best of screensaver) and then read this  :evil:


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Devlyn on April 15, 2005, 09:12:01 am
Do it like I did, O Shining Mothra.

Staple it. :P


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 15, 2005, 10:40:22 am
Shining Mario, I have so much to learn. Teach me!

Elv - I was bored of using correct words. That's my only defence :P Although I believe patently is acceptable in that context, but I could be wrong...

No Newts-cam this weekend - I'm off to Hannah's. I'll leave some nice caps behind though.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ok So It Was Me on April 15, 2005, 11:55:58 am
So no live feed of you and Hannah?

:(


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on April 17, 2005, 07:37:50 pm
Maybe next time she comes up we'll do a special live broadcast, but it'll just be us sitting at the computer - no funny business.

I need a new title and purpose for my cam - I got a free licence and I'm determined to use it. Maybe MadCam or something...


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Seanikins on April 17, 2005, 11:44:52 pm
Scent of Bullocks...

kidding..i just love that word :)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Seanikins on April 17, 2005, 11:46:30 pm
Scent of Bullocks...

kidding..i just love that word :)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on April 18, 2005, 01:00:13 am
c-c-c-combo breaker!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 09, 2005, 01:47:16 pm
It's back, only this time I'm not doing a dissertation, I'm doing four essays for Friday. Not too hard I know, but they're my last essays EVER, and I want to chronicle the event.

Same link as before, mofos.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Devlyn on May 09, 2005, 04:06:11 pm
Wow, you can see who is watching? O_O


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 10, 2005, 12:56:51 am
It wasn't hard to work out it was you - I get a notification when someone watches and it logs your IP, so I did a simple check and found out you were in Amsterdam. Who do I know in Amsterdam? :P

It'll be up again tomorrow, most likely. Tune in for more fascinating adventures!?


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Saiyanora on May 10, 2005, 09:07:02 pm
Heh, Devlyn obviosuly does not know how to use a proxy :P


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 07, 2006, 03:00:26 pm
BACK FROM THE DEAD.

www.itsmywebcam.com/prosody1 or mirrored at www.prosody.co.uk/cam/easywebcam.html

I can't seem to get live feeds working yet, but I'll keep trying.

Requests as usual!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Elvenfyre on May 07, 2006, 04:37:38 pm
I see you!

well.. mainly your ear, but yes, it's you!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 07, 2006, 04:49:42 pm
Change of angle, just for you, Elv ;)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Elvenfyre on May 08, 2006, 03:34:07 am
OK I here by challenge you to a smily making contest.
Using only our webcams and our faces may we create the following smily emoticons using our real persons.

 :)   :(   :D   :shock:   :roll:   :evil:   :wink:   :P  :?


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Elvenfyre on May 08, 2006, 03:55:36 am
Here are mine, I only had one go at each one (them be bragging words) - I think it's a fair job.  

BRING IT.

:)
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/01.jpg)

:D
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/02.jpg)

:(
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/03.jpg)

:shock:
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/04.jpg)

:roll:
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/05.jpg)

:evil:
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/06.jpg)

:wink:
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/07.jpg)

:P
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/08.jpg)

:?
(http://www.bad.net.nz/yob/09.jpg)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 08, 2006, 06:56:32 pm
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/prosody/Faces.gif)

I could be an actor.

And yes, I always dress like that.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Ty on May 08, 2006, 09:16:36 pm
I don't experience emotions, but if I did, this is what they'd look like.


:)

:(

:D

:shock:

:roll:

:evil:

;)

:P

:?


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 08, 2006, 09:24:13 pm
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/prosody/ha.gif)


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: alberto on May 11, 2006, 10:39:05 pm
o.o;; This... is the most disturbing thread i've ever came accross on ye olde blah...


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Seanikins on May 12, 2006, 12:30:53 am
:lol: Ty your a mean beast, you've no need to displayable emotions :lol:

Newts you've inspired me to smile more mate :D Cheers


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Devlyn on May 12, 2006, 09:36:59 am
Hollly shit man!

I really should get a decent camera and get some pics of my own up here ;).


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 13, 2006, 06:05:41 pm
Quote from: "Seanikins"
Newts you've inspired me to smile more mate :D Cheers


That's one of the best things anyone can say. Cheers mate!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 14, 2006, 02:42:07 pm
Best picture yet.

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/prosody/easywebcam.jpg)

I had a spot on my shoulder.


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Seanikins on May 16, 2006, 12:23:59 am
dont make newts angry...you wouldnt like him when he's angry


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: Newts on May 16, 2006, 08:36:40 pm
You can currently tune into "Lolly-cam", the thrilling webcam where a REAL ice lolly melts BEFORE YOUR EYES!


Title: Dissertation-cam
Post by: acebloke on May 18, 2006, 04:22:59 am
Damn I missed that. That'd have been awesome to watch.