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Title: Horn Man
Post by: Sir Phill on May 15, 2005, 10:26:48 pm
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/768/

Bet when he was little he said " When I grow up I want to be horn man and fight crime!


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Newts on May 15, 2005, 10:35:45 pm
I think he was just hoping that Chris and I would write a top song about him, like Beeman, which as everyone knows is the best song in the world EVER.


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Devlyn on May 17, 2005, 05:38:18 pm
This man is brilliant! :D

A true artist of which the world needs more of ;).


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Saiyanora on May 18, 2005, 10:40:16 pm
Weird... but not wired.

But, is he better than the piano man! That is truely the question.


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Edgemaster on May 19, 2005, 12:24:02 pm
Very well Newts.... :P

HORN MAN (To the tune of Tom Jones 'Soul Man')

Tootin' at ya like a gusty toad
Good toot-horns I got a truck load
And when you get i'll get tooting
So don?t worry cause I?m coming

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Got what I got the hard way
And I?ll add more horns each and every day
So horny i'll never fret
Cause I ain?t seen no-one hornier yet

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
Play it steve!
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how play horns before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start tootin' I just can?t stop

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Well grab the rope and I?ll pull you in
Give you horn and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
You?re a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Newts on May 19, 2005, 10:55:06 pm
I am downloading the mp3 for inspiration as we speak.


Title: Horn Man
Post by: Sir Phill on May 20, 2005, 08:35:21 pm
Please record this song so I can burn it and blaire it down my streets.