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Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Newts on September 13, 2005, 11:52:41 pm
It wasn't intentional though.

There was a crane fly buzzing around my bedroom light, so I tipped the lightshade so it fell out. It must've broken its wings or something, because it fell to the floor and started walking, instead of flying around. I picked it up and took it to the bathroom window, where I intended to put it on the windowsill... unfortunately it panicked and missed the windowsill, plummeting to its probable doom.

Poor crane fly.


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Seanikins on September 14, 2005, 12:33:42 am
Natural Selection mate :( im sure the crane fly had plenty of flashbacks of your benevolence before he met his untimely doom


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Newts on September 14, 2005, 12:37:09 am
That's a good point mate - I did help it escape the lightshade, which it seemed incapable of doing on its own. Maybe it was fate that meant it had to die that way. Obviously if its wings hadn't broken so easily, it would've been okay. It makes sense :newtshappy:


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Seanikins on September 14, 2005, 12:39:14 am
you afforded him a more comfortable death by slamming into the ground as opposed to frying alive mate...

I think that should afford you some consideration in the Crane Fly Society :)

Good on you mate :)


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Newts on September 14, 2005, 12:55:47 am
I just squished a brown spider with a magazine advert for Sonic Adventure DX.

Hedgehogs > spiders.


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Seanikins on September 14, 2005, 01:02:38 am
you are merciful but yet you are vengeful!

that spider could've eaten that fly you had rescued earlier

The natural order of things has maintained its balance


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Newts on September 14, 2005, 01:04:09 am
With one hand I give, then I take away.

There's still a brown smudge on my wall from our dearly departed arachnid friend. He is in a better place now.


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Elvenfyre on September 14, 2005, 07:44:03 am
I hate to think what your other hand is doing. . .


Title: I've just done something evil
Post by: Seanikins on September 14, 2005, 06:38:18 pm
he's gotta 'Create' somehow ;)