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Title: The quote thread Post by: Sir Phill on May 01, 2004, 01:56:41 am Post your favorite quotes
"Stupid people do stupid things smart people outsmart each other" ~System of a down "I don't give a damn if I offend people." ~Sir Phill :) Title: The quote thread Post by: Noma89 on May 01, 2004, 03:07:16 am "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (My Favorite :lol: ) "When the going get tough, the weak ask the tough to do everything for them." Guess who! (Me) :D Title: The quote thread Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on May 01, 2004, 04:06:37 am "i'd like to go to hell and meet einstein and voltaire"- pascal
"I'm deep inside your children, they'll betray you in my name"-rage against the machine. "okay (repeat 77,000X)"-yuna "You can't change the past, you can't predict the future, so stop being a pussy, shut up, and kiss me already!" -My friend Britney on her first date with my friend John (he was blubbering about something or other, and the first part was a reply) Title: The quote thread Post by: Sir Phill on May 01, 2004, 04:12:11 pm "If lifes got you down, grab a beer and relax. It may not get easier but you have alchohol." ~ I forget who :P
"America is perhaps the greates country there is, full of idiots." ~ My history teacher Title: The quote thread Post by: acebloke on May 01, 2004, 04:26:27 pm "You spoony bard !" Final Fantasy 4
Title: The quote thread Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on May 01, 2004, 04:38:02 pm "Don't drink or drive, you're all too stupid to be exposed to the public." - Senior class president after an especially bad Prom.
"That depends on you're definition of 'did'." -Bill Clinton Title: The quote thread Post by: acebloke on May 01, 2004, 05:44:37 pm "This is what we in the business refer to as a 'monumental fuck up.' Note that the term 'monumental fuck up.' can apply to people as well as events
from http://www.marilith.com/archive.php?date=20040209 Title: The quote thread Post by: Seanikins on May 01, 2004, 06:26:20 pm "Your best? Loosers always whine about their best..winners go home and fuck the prom queen" -Sean Connery in 'The Rock'
Title: The quote thread Post by: alberto on May 01, 2004, 06:27:51 pm "man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers" confussis
Title: The quote thread Post by: Ok So It Was Me on May 01, 2004, 07:47:21 pm There are lies, damn lies and statistics - Dunno
Title: The quote thread Post by: bEn on May 03, 2004, 02:34:30 pm "Believe only the statistics that you faked yourself"
"No matter how stupid your thesis is, there will be a statistic to prove it" Title: The quote thread Post by: Devlyn on May 03, 2004, 03:53:50 pm To be or two beer? :P
Title: The quote thread Post by: bEn on May 03, 2004, 06:52:59 pm My favorite:
"When you see light at the end of the tunnel, it will be an incoming train" (one of the derivations of Murphy's law) Title: The quote thread Post by: Newts on May 03, 2004, 08:39:29 pm Here are some of my favourite quotes I keep in a file called "my favourite quotes" :P
"gues thats a gud but i finkk u shud be addig more sttuff tothe actuaql sights like games etc" Kayla from http://groups.msn.com/kickme "I've been searching through quite a few websites looking for websites and there was a chat line where some guy told me u hd to ply as k.angle and acpt evry1 uw ofas tobe allies wit u and den rey rey laghs at u for nedding that much help and then he's unlocked" I was just amazed by how it transformed from reasonably good english to completely unintelligible gibberish :P I've got loads more, but they're not exactly clever or witty, they're just funny. Title: The quote thread Post by: Sir Phill on May 04, 2004, 01:06:17 am "Look out!!!! *THUD* Whopps hehe." Me five seconds ago with my friend
Title: The quote thread Post by: Satan on May 04, 2004, 02:00:22 am "If you act like worms, you deserve to be trampled."
~Mohandes Gandhi~ "Life is divided into fractions. 1/3 of life is work, 1/3 of life is play, and the other third is in me." ~Yours Truly~ Cause I am one lively and energetic mofo. I can just imagine me hyper. Damn, if I wasn't me, I would run away from myself. Title: The quote thread Post by: Sir Phill on May 04, 2004, 10:28:50 pm I"'m not drunk im just tired" ~ Me again
"Damn, if I wasn't me, I would run away from myself." ~ Satan :P Title: The quote thread Post by: Mage of Blackest Night on May 04, 2004, 10:42:57 pm " There are 10 types of people in the world, those who get binary and those who don't."
(In response to "if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?")"Yes, but i'd go last so i'd have lots of padding at the bottom." -me Title: The quote thread Post by: Noma89 on May 05, 2004, 03:56:43 am "Tell the truth only when it benifits you or you're too drunk to know what the truth is." - me :D
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