Ye Olde Blah

Yup, its the Bung Ol?! Never Ending Thread, the same old but with a kind of bull taming twist to it.

So, who here would survive the longest on the back of a horned beast? It requires skill, patience...and a cod piece presumably...and some kind of protective padding if you insist on not hurting yourself when you fall to the gravel and are trampled by a ton of prime beef.

Hey lets do this member battle stylee, there arent too many members at the moment so it could be interesting, so, let round 1 commence:

Ty VS Bull
Newts  VS Bull
Edgemaster  VS Bull
Devlyn VS Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Bull
Cortez  VS Bull
acebloke  VS Bull    
bEn  VS Bull
nick  VS Bull
Seanikins  VS Bull  
Sir Phill  VS Bull
Shernal  VS Bull
alberto  VS Bull        
Job  VS Bull          
scatty  VS Bull        
Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull    
Lazy Bum  VS Bull    
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)

May the voting begin :) Ill collect the results when i can be bothered :P

Ty VS Bull - an easy victory for Ty, who uses his sheer evil nature to overcome the bull.

Edgemaster VS Bull - bull vs. Bouncy Ball, no contest. Edgey.

Devlyn VS Bull - Dev uses peanut butter to stick himself to the bull. Win for Dev.

Grom VS Bull - Grom was probably too lazy to show up. Bull.

Cajero VS Bull - Cajero.

Cortez  VS Bull - Cortez

acebloke  VS Bull  - Acebloke

bEn  VS Bull - Ben

nick  VS Bull - Nick

Seanikins  VS Bull  - Sean

Sir Phill  VS Bull - Bull

Shernal  VS Bull - Bull

alberto  VS Bull   - Bull

Job  VS Bull          - Bull

scatty  VS Bull - er... who? Bull

Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull  - OSIWM

Lazy Bum  VS Bull - Lazy

Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry) - Aunt Edgey!

Ty VS Bull = Ty
Newts VS Bull = Newts
Edgemaster VS Bull = Edgemaster
Devlyn VS Bull =Devlyn
Grom VS Bull = The Bull
Cajero VS Bull = Cajero
Cortez VS Bull = Bull kicks ass
acebloke VS Bull = Acebloke
bEn VS Bull = Bull
Seanikins VS Bull = Seanikins
Sir Phill VS Bull =SirPhil
Shernal VS Bull = Bull
alberto VS Bull = Alberto
Job VS Bull = Bull
scatty VS Bull = Bull
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull = Bull... thats for trying to stop the word association!  :twisted:
Lazy Bum VS Bull = Lazybum
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey = Aunt Edgy

Ty VS Bull - Ty for sure no bull can withstand SO
Newts VS Bull - Newts same as ty
Edgemaster VS Bull - Bull Make dev throw away my oscar!
Devlyn VS Bull - Bull Throw away my oscar!
Grom VS Bull grom
Cajero VS Bull Bull
Cortez VS Bull Cortez
acebloke VS Bull Bull
bEn VS Bull bull
nick VS Bull Nick LOA would own it :)
Seanikins VS Bull Seany pipe o' doom to knock the pull out
Shernal VS Bull Bull Pie won't get you outta that
alberto VS Bull Alberto he would confuse the bull
Job VS Bull bull?
scatty VS Bull Bull?
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull OSIWM
Lazy Bum VS Bull the bum
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)  Aunt Edgey (she scares me)

Ty VS Bull: The Bad Cop CANNOT loose
Newts VS Bull: Newton Ninja Triumphs over all!
Edgemaster VS Bull: Bouncy Ball Has no equal
Devlyn VS Bull: Dev utilises his innate penutbutter abilites
Grom VS Bull: Bull but his hair looked great
Cajero VS Bull: Cajero..cmmon..he sounds spanish
Cortez VS Bull: See Above
acebloke VS Bull: Acebloke would bore the bull to death
bEn VS Bull: Bull
nick VS Bull: Nick destroys with bond-like suave
Sir Phill VS Bull: Bull, Phill fell down a snowy slope
Shernal VS Bull: Bull, Shernal twisted his balls (owwww)
alberto VS Bull: Alberto smites with his comical might
Job VS Bull: Bull...who wants Job to win? (doesnt like employment)
scatty VS Bull: Bull...
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull: OSIWM, The froggy was too cute
Lazy Bum VS Bull: Bull, Lazy didnt show up  
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey: Tossup..flippin' a coin!....Aunt Edgey

Ty VS Bull
Ty bans the Bull - Tys

Newts VS Bull
The Bull sits on Newts in revenge for being abnned by his brother. - The bull

Edgemaster VS Bull
chop, chop - Edgey

Devlyn VS Bull
The bull is paralysized by Dev's bad appelsap breath -  Devlyn

Grom VS Bull
The Grom i know from Warhammer was fatter than the bull - grom

Cajero VS Bull
A Cajero is a beef snack. The Bull ravages Cajero for that - The bull

Cortez VS Bull
A spanish name against a bull? - Cortez

acebloke VS Bull - Ty
bEn VS Bull - Devlyn

nick VS Bull
Since Nick doenst do much else than think of stupid words to associate with Bull, he gets stomped - the Bull

Seanikins VS Bull
*wiggle wigle* The bull drops dead in horror - Sean

Sir Phill VS Bull
Phill bratwursts the Bull into oblivion -  The Bull

Shernal VS Bull - Bull
alberto VS Bull - Bull
Job VS Bull - Bull
scatty VS Bull
Since Sactty doesnt even post, the Bull has a easy time -The bull
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull
The Bull doenst even stand a chance against a disembodied smiley of doom

Lazy Bum VS Bull -Bull

Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)
Peter against Auntey: Well, the bull wins anayway

Ty VS Bull = Ty
Newts  VS Bull = Newts
Edgemaster  VS Bull =Edge
Devlyn VS Bull = -
Grom VS Bull = Grom
Cajero VS Bull = Cajero
Cortez  VS Bull = Cortez
acebloke  VS Bull = acebloke    
bEn  VS Bull = bEn
nick  VS Bull = nick
Seanikins  VS Bull = Sean
Sir Phill  VS Bull = Phill
Shernal  VS Bull = Bull :P
alberto  VS Bull = alberto      
Job  VS Bull = Job          
scatty  VS Bull = scatty
Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull = OSIWM    
Lazy Bum  VS Bull = Lazy Bum    
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry) = Peter van Dalen :P

Well, what an interesting opener...we have 12 bull casualties.

Ty 5-0 Bull
Well, Ty did well

Newts 4-1 Bull
As did newts

Edgemaster 5-1 Bull
Need i say more :P

Devlyn 4-1 Bull
Ice tea all round
 
Grom 3-3 Bull
This ones going to a replay

Cajero 4-2 Bull
Cajero scrapes through

Cortez 5-1 Bull
Impressive
 
acebloke 4-1 Bull
Another bull hits the deck...

bEn 2-3 Bull
bEn suffers at the hands (or hoofs, whatever) of this bull
 
nick 4-1 Bull
Good good, nice one nick
 
Seanikins 5-0 Bull
The bull was never going to get Seany's lucky charms
 
Sir Phill 2-3 Bull
Sir Phill goes out with the trash :P

Shernal 0-6 Bull
Shernal was trampled by the Bull, pie isnt good for you kids.

alberto 4-2 Bull
A win for Alberto

Job 1-4 Bull
Another Bull victory against Job
 
scatty 1-5 Bull
Whoever scatty is, he is no more in this competition

Ok So It Was Me 4-1 Bull
The smiley of doom, defeats the bull
 
Lazy Bum 4-2 Bull
Lazy triumphs
 
Peter van Dalen 1-4 Aunt Edgey
An ultimatley unfair match here, so Aunt Edgey has retired her position. Peter, my apologies :P

NEXT ROUND - Announced later :P

Okay, the last round was a little easy for everyone, so this time i have employed some more well known Bulls for combat. Some famous, some historic bulls as well. So good luck to everyone!

Ty VS Sitting Bull
Newts VS Raging Bull
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn VS Red Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Cortez VS Bull Shark (http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/bull-shark.htm)
acebloke VS Bulldog
nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS)
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull (http://www.thedailybull.ca/)
alberto VS Bull Market! (http://www.bull-market.com/)
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull

Notes:
* Aunt Edgey disqualified for furtherly beating her opponent after combat had ended.
**Grom meets the bull he failed to topple in the last round

And the winners are:

Ty
Newts
Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn
Bull
Cajero
Bull Shark
acebloke
Seanikins
Bull Market!
Ok So It Was Me
Lazy Bum

Ty VS Sitting Bull - sitting bull
Newts VS Raging Bull - Newts
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye) - edgey
Devlyn VS Red Bull - Red bull (it gives you wings)
Grom VS Bull - Grom
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock Cajero
Cortez VS Bull Shark Cortez
acebloke VS Bulldog - Ace
nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS) - Nick
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull - Seany
alberto VS Bull Market! alberto
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier OSIWM
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull - pit bull (those thigns are mean)

Ty VS Sitting Bull
By Bull- Ty

Newts VS Raging Bull
Ever seen Newts Raging? -Newts

Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Bully sounds like a pansy, but so is Edgey:P- Edgemaster

Devlyn VS Red Bull
Devlyn is allergic for caffeine - Red Bull

Grom VS Bull
Grom has better stamina than the Bull - Grom

Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Sandra beats Cajero to a bloody pulp - sandra

Cortez VS Bull Shark
A shark on the dry? - Cortez

acebloke VS Bulldog
Poor Acebloke - Bulldog

nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS)
A God? -  Kemour

Seanikins VS The Daily Bull
Nobody stands the Hot pants -  Sean

alberto VS Bull Market!
How can you loose against a market? - Alberto

Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
You'd be suprised how many sharp teeth the smiley of doom hides, at least more than that terrier - Osiwm

Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull
Poor lazy Bum -  Pit Bull

Ty VS Sitting Bull- Ty: Sitting Bull spent his time trying to get the bad cop
to sit...
Newts VS Raging Bull- Newts
Edgemaster VS Bully- Edgemaster beats all bullies down!
Devlyn VS Red Bull- Although missing applesap, Dev triumphs!
Grom VS Bull- Bull: Although Groms Hair remains great
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock- Sandra: Wasnt paying attention to Cajero =( sorry buddy
Cortez VS Bull Shark- Cortez makes baja tacos
acebloke VS Bulldog- Bulldog cares not about IQ
nick VS Kemour - Nick triumphs with Connerybond-like suave  
alberto VS Bull Market!- not sure who'd win..flipping a coin: Bull market =( sorry 'berto!
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier- the smiley of death will NOT be silenced!
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull- Lazy didnt show for the fight and the Pit bull didnt seem to care: Draw (if possible)

Winners in bold.

Ty VS Sitting Bull
Newts VS Raging Bull
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn VS Red Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Cortez VS Bull Shark
acebloke VS Bulldog , but it was close, if I my breath didnt smell like dog, I wouldnt have made it.
nick VS Kemour
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull
alberto VS Bull Market!
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull

Ty

Edgemaster - this was a really close call. Edgey should be proud I voted for him above a shirt-wearing darts-throwing cartoon bull.

Devlyn - the Dutch Goliath vs a can? No contest

Bull - would Grom even show up?

Sandra Bullock - because! :P

Bull Shark - they're nasty

Bulldog - so are they, and they don't let go. Look out, Acebloke! :P

nick - God or no God, nobody can defeat The Nick! :P

Seanikins - much funnier than that rag.
 
Bull Market - simple choice.

Ok So It Was Me - the Smiley of Doom confuses his opponent

Lazy Bum

erm.. what ever happened here?.......

I have no clue! It seems like Edgy has been gone for a while :s.

I vote for bull

edgy you forgot me :(

Sorry mate, i copied the member list so everyone who was a member at the time was included :)

Voting is still open until i can be bothered to count the results :P So vote! The results will be coming soooon!

Edgeys back after a weekend away :)

The winners are as follows:

Ty
Newts
Edgey
Devlyn
Cortez
Seany
OKSIWM

And those who drew:
nick
Lazy Bum

The bull population has taken a nasty plummet since the opening of this competition, as such they have withdrawn from the competition...only one way to decide this then....

Ty VS Dev
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez
Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market)*
Nick VS Lazy Bum

*I entered Paul into the competition, his late arrival ensures he is dropped in the deep end. He faces newts, but he also has sandra and bull market against him! So, its up to you to decide who wins it... paul, or newts.

Good luck to all, may the chaos commence.

Ty VS Dev
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez
Newts VS Paul
Nick VS Lazy Bum

wow.... i made it this far! :D

Ty VS Dev
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez
Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market)*
Nick VS Lazy Bum

Let's see :).

Ty VS Dev
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez
Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market)*
Nick VS Lazy Bum

Equalling things out here ;)

Ty VS Dev - what did you expect? :P

Edgemaster VS Seany - the pipe beats Aunt Edgey to a pulp.

OSIWM VS Cortez

Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market)

Nick VS Lazy Bum - two music maestros go head-to-head, but I'm worried that if I vote against Nick he'll disappear for another year or so :P

Ty VS Dev*
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez: both cool guys..but i had to go for the froggie
Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market) Although some pics alone should've clentched paul's victory...nothing..and i mean nothing can sway a creator of SO
Nick VS Lazy Bum*

**I chose not to vote in these two fights since they were tough calls..so tough that two hours and a bag of penut M&Ms couldnt produce a winner :( so ive chosen to abstain..i hope you guys forgive me :)

Ty VS Dev
whatever i answer, im gonna be banned :-/

Edgemaster VS Seany
Edgey against Seany. Though one, but the wiggling prevails

Osiwm VS Cortez
No vote here

Newts VS (Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market)*
Pauls just outnumbered, otherwise he would have trashed Newts

Nick VS Lazy Bum
Nick wins, because Bum is just lazy

Ty VS Dev
Edgemaster VS Seany
OKSIWM VS Cortez
Newts VS Paul VS Sandra Bullock and Bull Market
Nick VS Lazy Bum

Ty vs. Dev

Edgemaster vs. Seany

OKSIWM vs. Cortez

Newts vs. Paul vs. Sandra Bullock and Bull Master

Nick vs. Lazy Bum

I hope my votes count even though I am not a participant  :D

Yes it does cos you voted for me :P

Dev wins 5-1!
Seany wins 5-2! (Arse! :P )
OKSIWM wins 5-1!
Newts wins 5-2!
Nick wins 5-1!

Well what an interesting round, with all the winners achieving a score of 5!

This round shall be more brutal however, as each player will fight against THEIR DARKEST FEAR!

*Cue spooky music*

Devlyn Vs Soapy water

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley)

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar

Nick Vs LOA


LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE FORTH!! MUHAHAHAHA!

(By the way, if they all win then i shall eliminate the one who scored the lowest and pit the remaining four against eachother in the next round)

Devlyn vs. Soapy Water
  Lol...

Seany vs. the Anti-Wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound

OKSIWM vs. the eraser tool on paint!
  The eraser tool reigns supreme over all!

Newts vs. Bad spelling and grammar
  Not quite an enemy for me bad spelling and grammar is...so it won't win.

Nick vs. LOA
  Well, I just don't know what LOA is..so Nick wins.  BTW, you should've put Nick v. Exams.. :P

Devlyn Vs Soapy water - the power of warm suds should not be underestimated!

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound - Sean's abundant wiggling burns the eyes of the heretics!

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! - the Smiley of Doom is no match for a big square of white... it's terrifying!

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar

Nick Vs LOA - just because he's my mate :P

Devlyn Vs Soapy water
Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound - they may have pitch forks and torches, but their still no match for shotguns.
OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley) - paint pwns j00 all
Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar - mwa ha ha, I will send my legions of DSC players, with such sayings as :
Blue Storm says, i play ets as a average player n it takes too mucht ime allready not another browsergame
Nick Vs LOA

Devlyn Vs Soapy water

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley)

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar

Nick Vs LOA

sorry..i like 'em all

Interesting rounds we have here ;).

Devlyn Vs Soapy water

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound
Sean shall make these hippies flee by joining in with hot pants!

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley)
Both lose. Newts takes care of the eraser tool while the Bad spelling and grammar takes care of O(K)SIWM

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar
Both win by jumping into the other match :P.

Nick Vs LOA
Whomever dies of old age last wins ;).

Devlyn Vs Soapy water
Dev is less than 50% dirt, so he'll survive, at least a large part of him

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound
They still run if they see him wiggling

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley)
This matchup is so unfair :(

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar
Neevre notiiced him bad spellings

Nick Vs LOA
wtf is LOA anyway?

LOA stands for Legend of Atlantis, a verrry old Shining project from Nick ;).

Devlyn Vs Soapy water SUDS!

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound Because i'd be leading them :D

OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley) Please. Nothing can beat the smiley

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar Of course im hooked on the stuff :P

Nick Vs LOA LOA will prevail even if nick locks it up :)

Devlyn Vs Soapy water
it might not be applesap but after enough beers you can even drink that....

Seany Vs the Anti-wiggle parade with burning torches and pitch forks abound
They just need to tie his hands and he will die due to the lack of wiggling


OKSIWM Vs The eraser tool on paint! (pretty scary for a smiley)
Paint can kill anything - it is the most annoying program ever (tho - paint for win 3.1 still is the worst paint ever)

Newts Vs Bad spelling and grammar
Not sure if he will win but as he won't give in and loose and I guess that's enough

Nick Vs LOA
there may be Nick without LOA but there never would be LOA without nick...

yay, only 3% to go on my download of big o season one via bittorrent!

Hey, I want the Big O season one, it is on too late for me to ever get into it but it looks interexsting.  please give me source of download!

That was a bit on the "unexpected" side :P I wonder how long the BONET's got to go before the champion can be crowned? By my calculations, Nick is the odds-on favourite to walk away with the prestigious title, but who knows? Edgey, we must know now :P

Ok, time to see who's overcome their greatest fear  :twisted:

Nick, Newts, Seany(just!), and Devlyn

Well that evens things up a bit, 4 contestants left for the semi finals of DOOM!
 
OKSIWM was suitably erased by his nemesis ;P

Well, without further ado here goes the next stage of the BONET!

Newts VS Seany - Well, Seanys in for a challenge and he knows it. But after overcoming the anti wiggle parade dont write off his chances. FIGHT!

Nick VS Devlyn - Tough one for Nick here, he won't find it easy against the Dutch giant. LETS GET IT ON!

Get voting people, i wanna see close fights, excitement and bloodshed!

Make sure you give a good description of how each battle is won, and what finishing move is used by each participant. This is a semi final, bring it to life! :)

Nick VS Devlyn - Tough one for Nick here, but Dev won't find it easy against the Stourbridge giant. LETS GET IT ON!

A slow start to this semi-final match, with both participants avoiding doing any real work for as long as they can. After five hours of nothing but... nothing, the judges decide to liven things up by giving each participant their drink of choice - a Stella goes to Nick and an applesap to Dev. This seems to invigorate the contestants, and they launch headfirst into each other.

Devlyn gets the better of the early goings, taunting Nick by smearing peanut butter all over his face. Nick quickly retaliates by revealing a concealed weapon - bratwurst! This has always had a hypnotic effect on the boy from Holland and this is certainly true here, as Dev becomes completely mesmerised by the 'wurst. Nick takes advantage by bashing his opponent around the chops, and kicking him in the arse when he's down.

With the line-of-sight effect of the bratwurst gone Dev's senses return and,
in his rage, he produces his famed finishing move - the Shiny Sword! Nick cowers in awe at the blade's brilliance, but his expression soon turns to amusement when he realises the sword is only 1% complete!

Seizing the opportunity, Nick pours boiling JAVA all over Dev, dissolving the Dutchman's normally impenetrable armour. His opponent reduced to a cowering wreck, Nick subjects the ultimate torture and forces Dev to eat herrings and cream, forcing his enemy to submit immediately.

Nick wins! :D

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
...I mean, bummer :P

Newts VS Seany

Both face each other in the combat ring, realizing why on earth they were pitted against each other. Neither of them doesn't really want to fight, and notice the sheer size of their aggression problem.

In order to get rid of this, both of them abandon the match and visit Dr. Phil at the Oprah Winfrey Show instead. He helps them with their issues of mutual hatred and makes them happy, though brainwashed, campers again :P.

Winner: Dr. Phil???

- Newts picks up his stool and swings it in Seanys direction. Dr.Phil calls on security who attempt to restrain him, but Newts dons his ninja gear and escapes their grasp, he moves towards Seany with a menacing look in his eye. Seany, however has his eyes fixed on lunch - a bowl of lucky charms. Newts wins :P

- That was a vote was cast on behalf of Devlyn, who cant seem to vote properly recently :P (I bet he's one of those people that would vote for the monster raving loony party ;P )

Newts vs. Seany

After finishing his bowl of Lucky Charms, he demands a rematch.  Unfortunately for Seany, Newts has puncturation and grammar conquered and harpoons Seany in the eye with an exclamation point.

-Newts


Devlyn vs. Nick

Devlyn attacks first and they engage in a grapple.  Struggling for about a minute, neither seems to be getitng the upper-hand over the other, until Nick's exams appear behind him and crush his puny body!  Devlyn owns him after the exams have crushed him.

-Devlyn

Bump. c'mon people vote away this is supposed to be battle of the century! :P

You haven't voted yourself yet, yours was cast on behalf of Devlyn :P Everyone should vote for the best YoB member ever! :P

I haven't been here in ages. Bah, here goes nothing *avoids rocks being thrown*

Newts vs. Seany

Newts takes out his handy dandy dictionary to induce some hellacious grammatical torture. "Its football, not soccer!" shouts Newts, who fumes at the American Seany. Newts throws dictionary at Seany's face and shows him a lesson in spelling.  Sean crumbles in fear, not knowing what to do, but takes out a small American flag, and hums the "Star Spangled Banner". :P
Newts goes for his finishing move, the grammatical slam...just then Seany takes out a secret weapon - the Pipe-O-Justice.

The Pipe-O-Justice is unbeatable! Hence, Seany wins :P

Pretty crappy, description i know.

Nick vs. Devlyn

Devlyn puts on some warpaint first by smearing some peanutbutter and next, drinking some apple juice for extra energy.

Nick, armed with drumsticks, attempts to double-stroke devlyn's head. Unable to look at the ugly sight (and smell) of dev's peanutbutter smeared face, he misses. Dev then shows him his exam results, which leaves Nick in trauma. Dev then finishes him off with the Shiny Sword. Nick is defenseless after the Shiny Sword and exam results :P

Devlyn Wins

Still curious about the final here ;).

At the moment, only about three people have bothered voting. Isn't that upsetting? C'mon, we need to know who's going to face off in the final!

As the old UK political campaign used to run, "No vote, no voice". As the American one did, "Smackdown! your vote". Spot the difference :P

The Grand Final:

Newts Vs Devlyn

Come on people, make it exciting. This time votes will only be accepted as works of photoshop genius. Get some pictures of the two and twist them into bloodthirsty scenes of battle. I know you guys can do it, lets see some exciting graphical action.

Fight!

Bugger! I am not allowed to vote! :S

I'm working on some pic but as I am a bit busy it will take some time.. so don't close the battle too early ... please  :D

If Microsoft paint is fine, I'll see what I can do.

Edit: And for this, everyone deleted paint from my computer.

(http://www.freewebs.com/dshiningc/scarytolookat.PNG)

Here we see Newts and Devlyn battling it out in what looks like a ring. Or three. Despite a refference to an annoying commercial, the battle rages on as Newts defends with his trusty broomstick ( yes its meant to be a broomstick ) while Devlyn attacks mightfully with blue speed lines with a good old camra tripod.

Winner ? Devlyn, as metalic objects are heavier and therefor more damaging than broomhairs sticking up your nose.

... you've lost me. Why am I using a broomstick? And why is my face green? And why does the sign say "hi Mom"? I'm really very confused indeed.

I might knock up a picture, just because I can.

Would you have preffered a bread stick ?



Its an attempt of your current avatar.



Pisstake of a TV ad on car insurrance.

1) A breadstick would have been preferable, although a baguette would have been the best.

2) I see. A very feeble effort indeed.

3) I know the advert, I know it well. What I don't know is why they're saying hello to their American mothers :P

Come on, everyone. Let's see some pictures! Let's see some enthusiasm! Let's appeal! (sorry, Pok?mon reference :P)

Gah, I've been on BYOND too long, anyway, it sorta looks like a u, I mean it doesnt join up, just.

pfff i have the same thing here

(http://www.mazca.com/db/prittymunkey.gif)

:S

Why is Devlyn wearing a blonde wig? :P

I have no clue! Perhaps it's peanut butter past the expiration date?

^ No words necessary, Just loads of uncontrollable Laughter (silent of course...still in library mode)

You will all suffer the pipe-o-justice when i get back!!!


....hey..there's an idea..whoever 'buys it' in this matchup does so by the pipe!! AH!!!!!!!


-Seani

At least he tried... so far, he's the only one who put ANYTHING at all up, so unless you have something better to offer stop bitching :P.

Good point :P. I would've whipped up something, but it's a bit lame to judge my own fight ;).

You might think so Dev, but I disagree :P

(http://www.angelfire.com/indie/prosody/Newtswins.txt)

Ha! A clear victory :P

Dude! I want that shirt!!!!  8)

It's not a shirt, it's a spandex jumpsuit!

Still want it? :P

It's a hollowed out veteran trout-smackfish-suit

It makes you immune to trout slaps

***Slaps tomahawk with a trout***  ... mwhuhahahaha

:barf: ? :P

REVIVE!

Well?

i think its shite i was sumarily booted out so unopposingly :P
maybe this should be real :P then you'll see how much damage a metal pipe can do (which i must note a serious lack of :P)

you guys suck! *throws down fake plastic crown and leaves*
:lol:

Maybe i should warn you then that i know karate.
Your metal pipe is no match for me

Hm... I don't think karate helps much against a metal pipe.

Playing and watching lots and lots of Super Mario however...  :twisted:

oh man..i remember that show..

*flashbacks*

It was decent for its time. Or something ;).

It actually makes me wonder why Nintendo used a plumber for their biggest video game series. O_O

Newts vs Dev, mmm I go for vs :D

miss the animated series :(
peach was hot...:lol:

bah! judge me not! at eleven years old im glad i was interested in girls...

I say, Newts Vs Dev, Dev shows up with a face covered in Marmite, Newts taken by this genuine gesture of kindness promptly produces a plain peice of toast, and scrapes off what Marmite he can. and they both live happily ever after

Heck no! I'd rather die than have my face covered in Marmite!

You filthy English cniggets ;). (how do you spell cnigget anyway? :P)

You spell it "knight" :P

Oh, so that's what it stands for! I honestly never stopped to realize that thing O_O.

*feels rather stoopid now :P*

Dev, how about we both do some poses which could be used in a Photoshopped battle? I'll take three shots of myself in various battle positions if you do the same, just to make it even easier for our lazy friends :P

Go on!

I'll show you some PS-CS skillz