http://web.archive.org/web/20021130021940/http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

And for lazy people, the highlight of the page is under the heading: "HIGHLY RECOMMENDED :"

Not likely...i'm far more likely to EXCEED them.  :roll:

No, no and no. But thanks anyway

I remember the first thing newts said to me...

Something along the lines of "Oi, you nicked my avatar!!"

Nevertheless, its time I sent off Newts in true Newts style. With some excellent use of the English language at our tongue twisting brain scratching disposal.

Newts is a true maestro of word concatenating. He also knows exactly when to use CAPITAL LETTERS, mostly in the presence of a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS.

His sonic speed wit and inexcusable introductory insults to the likes of Tony the crumpet and skater will be missed dearly. His vicious vocabulary of veritable vindications left his victims in tatters, his fierce reputation had the masses running home to find a dictionary in dismay and disbelief.

Newts buddy, you will be missed mate. Best of luck for everything.

In a year? Well, i'll just be finishing my placement year. They'll hopefully be shoving lots of money in my pocket and offering me a job as a graduate.

Should update SFW at least twice this year (maybe a new top banner).

Also want to chill out mostly and just enjoy a year without projects or coursework!!

Oh, and i want to make a few shining-oriented games with Java. But we'll see!

Good luck Newtsy, all the best

Sorry Elv, no can do. We have a new sponsorship deal starting next week:

I thought it was funny.

The Oompa Loompa's where shit though.

Mastering edges? lol... makes me sound like i'm an expert pizza maker who specializes in stuffed crust

I hate bratwurst. I've had some real crap lately, mostly about viagra. Only they don't call it viagra. Oh no, they have gone for a few more marketing style names. Heres my top 5:

1. F*ck longer pills
2. Extra time pills
3. 15 minutes of waiting and 36 hours of pleasure pills
4. The most chaep big penis pills
5. Great action pills

I also get alot of 'security warnings' from Halifax bank warning that my account is being hijacked and to send them my details... shame i don't have a halifax account really!

MMMMMM! That is a tasty burger!

Because this forum is entitled "General Blah" not "Shining Projects"

The pay was damn good man. Especially as my working hours were 7pm-11pm!

Also, how would you feel if you queued up for tech support for 40mins and then eventually found out that all you had to do was press the 'on' button to resolve the problem?

Either ways, I have now left as I have a job as a multimedia designer! Hurrah!

Damn, its too late to be wordy.

Hey all! I'm still alive!

Where have i been you ask? Well, working on an evening tech support phone line of course!

Now I have escaped, I thought i'd share some of the funnies with you:


Fool:  "Hello, yes, I only have 1Mb broadband when i should have 4Mb!"

Edgey:  "Ok....have you done a speed test?"

Fool:  "Yes, it comes out at around 1Mbps, i'm paying for 4Mb I should be getting 4Mb!!"

*20 mins of troubleshooting pass by: Internet options, TCP/IP settings etc...*

Edgey: "How is your computer setup with the modem?"

Fool:  "I'm using a router"

Edgey:  "Anything else plugged into that router at the moment?"

Fool:  "Yes, two laptops, two PC's and a playstation"

My fave:



Why? Because its made by SEGA.

Thats the biggest load of rubbish i've ever heard. Pleb.