The Shining Source

omg where? Point me to their hidden wavy zone.

We can't use cooking appliances in our rooms, and the one in the kitchen gets trashed so I don't want to buy something else that will also get trashed But I'll think about it (mmm.... pizza)

I disagree - I've never successfully cooked beer. What am I doing wrong?

This is my beer recipe:
1. Open fridge
2. pick up bottle
3. open drawer
4. pick up bottle opener
5. open bottle with bottle opener
6. one more time, you can do it...
7. be careful not to get hurt
8. good....
9. drink

Optionally: close fridge, put bottle opener back into drawer and close drawer, but you don't need to if there is a girl living in the same house...

Once you have mastered this recipe, I'll come back with beer cans...

..and if you don't have a bottle opener (according to Murphy's law you never have one when you need one) you can use a bunch of other tools to open the bottle:
-another bottle
-the fridge
-you're girlfriends manolo blanik (or however you write that) high heels
-the remote control
-your teeth
............

this is where the "can" recipe should come in...

Could someone post me the wonder which is the Wavy Lay?

I defy Murphy! My bottle opener is on my key ring haha! Although I do lose my key alot