The Shining Source

not newts!!!

damnit i invested in him...now his value is declining

Newts stock may be plummeting but I hear its due for a raise very very soon.

As soon as the new SO demo is released

I think I'm doing pretty well out of all of this, got a newts eye for my level 3000 helmet of omniscience.

Stop stealing parts of my body!

Newts rose 1.4 points today with the news that he struck a deal with Elvenfyre Inc. to exchange the eye for an antidote herb.

Actually, Newts, you would probibly look better in a mullet instead of an afro. A mullet, or a Mohawk.

A large portion of my funds are in SOnline stock...the Newts Market is doing fairly well with the recent rise spurred by the business deal with Elv Inc.

my Ty Shares seem to fare well

/ME believes himself to be in IRC.

Ty's stock took a small hit today with the news he may never be able to drink milk again.

Trading on Devlyn remained steady at 22 points, slightly up from yesterday due to a raise in the demand for Dutch yellow water.

Elvenfyre Inc took a huge dip after that earlier exchange with Newtsco over the antidote herb and the eye. Stockholders are clamouring for the head of Chief Executive Elve N. Fyre and demanding someone be dismissed for this "disaster".

Stocks in Loki Trister, Sir Phill, Akir and Mage of Blackest Night are all still available. Buy low, sell high!

Damn, and I had 200 shares of devlyns hair... Just recently sold them. Feck

i would open the pipe-o-justice to the trading world but....Nah

What about selling the rights of *Wiggle Wiggle*?

Umm, I'm not even listed, you must mean someone else.

I've hit the reply button but can't think of anything stock-related to say.

Newts finished down twelve points after this display.

PIRATES ARE cOOLER>111.23111

My concern about this thread has really dropped lately.

Soon, people will become suddenly smart, and Project Candlelight will rule the world.