before the card resolves i tear it up and urinate on it, thereby nulling it's effect and creating a terrible odor.  all players are nauseous for five minutes.

counters with Johhny cash shouldn't cover NIN:
Hurt is countered, and the points are retroactively added to all players point totals (whoa, throwback to ooolllld magic cards).

I play "It is I, Yoshimitsu":
all players who don't know at least one quote of Yoshimitsu lose ten-thousand points and may not lust after the Olsen twins.

plays Where is Waldo?
Waldo is off drinking with Paul, and they may not be back for some time.  Monkey draws a card and Paul sips his beer.

ozzy osbourne

twens

revey imte uyo ubmstaraet ogd likls a enitkt.

plays t3h w00t 4 t3h munke:
Monkey rayjinn gets 9000 points and a hearty slap on the back.

I counter your card with That's Not My Real Name:
All players realize that the new size limit on names does not allow me to put the original "The" at the beggining without becoming the mage of blackest "ni".  You lose 100 points for trying such a nasty trick.

Ich spiele Halt ?belt?ter!
All those who serve the powers of darkness (don't deny it monkey) lose twenty thousand points.

i play my sooper uber shiny rare card Paul:
All players who are not porn addicts gain 35 points and all players who miss paul get 900 points.

i play Revenge of t3h n00bs:
A all players whose first time at YoB was in this incarnation lose 100 points and must speak like crotchety old war veterans for the next week.

i play Wrath of Mod:
all players who didn't get the MTG reference get one post on the board randomly modded and lose .314*E points.

i play red card:
all hattrick addicts who are currently on a winning streak are removed from the game for 2 more of my posts!

I drop Someone set up ya'll the bomb:
All other players must pay 500 points to play cards during their next turn.

http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html
If you're so inclined, you can upload pictures in your post for the card you're playing, but it is not neccessary.  Just text is enough (especially in a forum where 80% of us can't go 10 seconds without a dirty thought!)

I play: Hitler's preserved brain:
I gain 1000 points and all germans lose 1000 points!