The Shining Source

Post your favorite quotes

"Stupid people do stupid things smart people outsmart each other" ~System of a down

"I don't give a damn if I offend people." ~Sir Phill

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (My Favorite  :lol: )

"When the going get tough, the weak ask the tough to do everything for them." Guess who! (Me)

"i'd like to go to hell and meet einstein and voltaire"- pascal
"I'm deep inside your children, they'll betray you in my name"-rage against the machine.
"okay (repeat 77,000X)"-yuna
"You can't change the past, you can't predict the future, so stop being a pussy, shut up, and kiss me already!" -My friend Britney on her first date with my friend John (he was blubbering about something or other, and the first part was a reply)

"If lifes got you down, grab a beer and relax. It may not get easier but you have alchohol." ~ I forget who

"America is perhaps the greates country there is, full of idiots." ~ My history teacher

"You spoony bard !" Final Fantasy 4

"Don't drink or drive, you're all too stupid to be exposed to the public." - Senior class president after an especially bad Prom.

"That depends on you're definition of 'did'." -Bill Clinton

"This is what we in the business refer to as a 'monumental fuck up.' Note that the term 'monumental fuck up.' can apply to people as well as events

from http://www.marilith.com/archive.php?date=20040209

"Your best? Loosers always whine about their best..winners go home and fuck the prom queen" -Sean Connery in 'The Rock'

"man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers" confussis

There are lies, damn lies and statistics  - Dunno

"Believe only the statistics that you faked yourself"
"No matter how stupid your thesis is, there will be a statistic to prove it"

To be or two beer?

My favorite:
"When you see light at the end of the tunnel,  it will be an incoming train"
(one of  the derivations of Murphy's law)

Here are some of my favourite quotes I keep in a file called "my favourite quotes"

"gues thats a gud but i finkk u shud be addig more sttuff tothe actuaql sights like games etc"

Kayla from http://groups.msn.com/kickme

"I've been searching through quite a few websites looking
for websites and there was a chat line where some guy told me
u hd to ply as k.angle and acpt evry1 uw ofas tobe allies wit u
and den rey rey laghs at u for nedding that much help and
then he's unlocked"

I was just amazed by how it transformed from reasonably good english to completely unintelligible gibberish

I've got loads more, but they're not exactly clever or witty, they're just funny.

"Look out!!!! *THUD* Whopps hehe." Me five seconds ago with my friend