The Shining Source

OK, so I'm not in much pain, but earlier I put a staple into my thumb. It bled a lot.

Other best pain includes:
  * Using a cheese slicer, and slicing off the end of my thumb. I got blood (and skin) on the cheese.
  * Getting stung by a wasp for the first time.
  * Shutting my hand in a very hot oven door.
  * Eating a meal someone had cooked for me. It tasted foul, so I decided to swallow as much as I could without chewing. Nasty stomach ache.
  * Anything involving my knackers.

Tell me about your pain.

My worst pains would have to be

3 broken fingers from sports
and 1 broken knee from a dive onto cement
and a knife slice close near my stomach