Wow, you two are real crazy mothers. Woah there, calm down! Your sheer wackiness is in serious danger of making my sides split. I mean, throwing a newspaper at someone is comedy now? I wonder how long you'd last playing "Paperboy" before your ribs imploded

It wasn't me that gave the Penns that reason, it's what they say in the game. I could never think of something so twisted.

It shouldn't be that baffling though, because most of the people who join you are fighters or warriors of some description, so they join you because they want to fight, essentially. Who can be bothered thinking of some twenty-odd reasons for someone to say "let me fight"? I can't even think of one.

Good luck mate, hope you do well

I've got exams myself in June, but I'll probably be around more than ever then, shirking my [rather light] revision schedule

Penn, Pennko and Pendolf from SFIII all join to save their Penn species from the evil hands of the Bulzome Monks, who like to eat them

Psyduck.

Bravo! If in doubt, always play the stupid card. Works a treat. Here's my contribution;

wozntt da Maggnetik Feeledz a bannd? I'm sure dey were!!!!21!!!

I mean, come on dude.

I think what Dev meant is that a section devoted to console fangames would seem a little deserted. And if I've understood you right, Cortez, you're suggesting we have separate forums for different consoles - ie a GBA development forum, a Mega Drive forum etc. In my opinion, if we're going to split fangames up according to console/programming language/number of consonants, that's a bit silly. A general programming  forum, with topics within that catering for different languages/platforms, is a much better idea, for me anyway.

There was a great clip of George Bush shown on a TV programme over here called "Have I Got News For You?", taken from a recent White House press conference. When asked what his biggest mistake was, and what he'd learnt from it, good old George just stood there with a completely bemused look on his face, and he couldn't think of anything to say for a good minute or two. Either he thinks he's doing a really good job, or he can't decide which was his biggest mistake

Don't you actually mean "grovel" instead of "gravel"? Unless Ace is standing on a garden path or something...

Still, let's not split hairs eh?

Whatever you want him to. Check out http://www.george-says.com/index.php - choose a pose, a background and a suitably hilarious turn of phrase [try www.bushisms.com/index1a.html for some of those ] and you've got your own fantastic webcomic.

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

God bless America.

Call yourselves "The Shining Source" and spread the good word wherever you go

Honestly! Bass players, eh? It's always them or the drummers Thought of a new name yet?

I was always told it was when someone scored three goals, the crowd passed a hat around and they each put some money in

Nick, I'll send you the fiver in exchange for some new Stateless stuff

You sure ask a lot of questions

And a fiver to the person who can tell me why it's called a hat trick [I already know ]