Newts vs. Seany
After finishing his bowl of Lucky Charms, he demands a rematch. Unfortunately for Seany, Newts has puncturation and grammar conquered and harpoons Seany in the eye with an exclamation point.
-Newts
Devlyn vs. Nick
Devlyn attacks first and they engage in a grapple. Struggling for about a minute, neither seems to be getitng the upper-hand over the other, until Nick's exams appear behind him and crush his puny body! Devlyn owns him after the exams have crushed him.
-Devlyn
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May 28, 2004, 06:55:49 pm
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Bump. c'mon people vote away this is supposed to be battle of the century!
May 28, 2004, 07:32:20 pm
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You haven't voted yourself yet, yours was cast on behalf of Devlyn Everyone should vote for the best YoB member ever!
May 29, 2004, 04:39:04 am
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I haven't been here in ages. Bah, here goes nothing *avoids rocks being thrown*
Newts vs. Seany
Newts takes out his handy dandy dictionary to induce some hellacious grammatical torture. "Its football, not soccer!" shouts Newts, who fumes at the American Seany. Newts throws dictionary at Seany's face and shows him a lesson in spelling. Sean crumbles in fear, not knowing what to do, but takes out a small American flag, and hums the "Star Spangled Banner".
Newts goes for his finishing move, the grammatical slam...just then Seany takes out a secret weapon - the Pipe-O-Justice.
The Pipe-O-Justice is unbeatable! Hence, Seany wins
Pretty crappy, description i know.
Nick vs. Devlyn
Devlyn puts on some warpaint first by smearing some peanutbutter and next, drinking some apple juice for extra energy.
Nick, armed with drumsticks, attempts to double-stroke devlyn's head. Unable to look at the ugly sight (and smell) of dev's peanutbutter smeared face, he misses. Dev then shows him his exam results, which leaves Nick in trauma. Dev then finishes him off with the Shiny Sword. Nick is defenseless after the Shiny Sword and exam results
Devlyn Wins
Newts vs. Seany
Newts takes out his handy dandy dictionary to induce some hellacious grammatical torture. "Its football, not soccer!" shouts Newts, who fumes at the American Seany. Newts throws dictionary at Seany's face and shows him a lesson in spelling. Sean crumbles in fear, not knowing what to do, but takes out a small American flag, and hums the "Star Spangled Banner".
Newts goes for his finishing move, the grammatical slam...just then Seany takes out a secret weapon - the Pipe-O-Justice.
The Pipe-O-Justice is unbeatable! Hence, Seany wins
Pretty crappy, description i know.
Nick vs. Devlyn
Devlyn puts on some warpaint first by smearing some peanutbutter and next, drinking some apple juice for extra energy.
Nick, armed with drumsticks, attempts to double-stroke devlyn's head. Unable to look at the ugly sight (and smell) of dev's peanutbutter smeared face, he misses. Dev then shows him his exam results, which leaves Nick in trauma. Dev then finishes him off with the Shiny Sword. Nick is defenseless after the Shiny Sword and exam results
Devlyn Wins
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June 06, 2004, 07:59:31 pm
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June 06, 2004, 08:56:10 pm
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At the moment, only about three people have bothered voting. Isn't that upsetting? C'mon, we need to know who's going to face off in the final!
As the old UK political campaign used to run, "No vote, no voice". As the American one did, "Smackdown! your vote". Spot the difference
As the old UK political campaign used to run, "No vote, no voice". As the American one did, "Smackdown! your vote". Spot the difference
July 09, 2004, 04:19:49 pm
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The Grand Final:
Newts Vs Devlyn
Come on people, make it exciting. This time votes will only be accepted as works of photoshop genius. Get some pictures of the two and twist them into bloodthirsty scenes of battle. I know you guys can do it, lets see some exciting graphical action.
Fight!
Newts Vs Devlyn
Come on people, make it exciting. This time votes will only be accepted as works of photoshop genius. Get some pictures of the two and twist them into bloodthirsty scenes of battle. I know you guys can do it, lets see some exciting graphical action.
Fight!
July 11, 2004, 12:31:37 pm
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July 11, 2004, 03:44:40 pm
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t's not like I really care
I'm working on some pic but as I am a bit busy it will take some time.. so don't close the battle too early ... please
t's not like I really care
July 12, 2004, 02:28:32 am
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SC: dead again, dun dun dun.
If Microsoft paint is fine, I'll see what I can do.
Edit: And for this, everyone deleted paint from my computer.
Here we see Newts and Devlyn battling it out in what looks like a ring. Or three. Despite a refference to an annoying commercial, the battle rages on as Newts defends with his trusty broomstick ( yes its meant to be a broomstick ) while Devlyn attacks mightfully with blue speed lines with a good old camra tripod.
Winner ? Devlyn, as metalic objects are heavier and therefor more damaging than broomhairs sticking up your nose.
Edit: And for this, everyone deleted paint from my computer.
Here we see Newts and Devlyn battling it out in what looks like a ring. Or three. Despite a refference to an annoying commercial, the battle rages on as Newts defends with his trusty broomstick ( yes its meant to be a broomstick ) while Devlyn attacks mightfully with blue speed lines with a good old camra tripod.
Winner ? Devlyn, as metalic objects are heavier and therefor more damaging than broomhairs sticking up your nose.
SC: dead again, dun dun dun.
July 12, 2004, 06:56:56 pm
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... you've lost me. Why am I using a broomstick? And why is my face green? And why does the sign say "hi Mom"? I'm really very confused indeed.
I might knock up a picture, just because I can.
I might knock up a picture, just because I can.
July 18, 2004, 08:09:40 pm
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Would you have preffered a bread stick ?
Its an attempt of your current avatar.
Pisstake of a TV ad on car insurrance.
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... you've lost me. Why am I using a broomstick?
Would you have preffered a bread stick ?
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And why is my face green?
Its an attempt of your current avatar.
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And why does the sign say "hi Mom"?
Pisstake of a TV ad on car insurrance.
SC: dead again, dun dun dun.
July 18, 2004, 10:39:46 pm
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1) A breadstick would have been preferable, although a baguette would have been the best.
2) I see. A very feeble effort indeed.
3) I know the advert, I know it well. What I don't know is why they're saying hello to their American mothers
Come on, everyone. Let's see some pictures! Let's see some enthusiasm! Let's appeal! (sorry, Pok?mon reference )
2) I see. A very feeble effort indeed.
3) I know the advert, I know it well. What I don't know is why they're saying hello to their American mothers
Come on, everyone. Let's see some pictures! Let's see some enthusiasm! Let's appeal! (sorry, Pok?mon reference )
July 19, 2004, 03:26:38 pm
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SC: dead again, dun dun dun.
Gah, I've been on BYOND too long, anyway, it sorta looks like a u, I mean it doesnt join up, just.
SC: dead again, dun dun dun.
July 20, 2004, 10:04:59 am
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pfff i have the same thing here
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
Quote from: "acebloke"
If Microsoft paint is fine, I'll see what I can do.
Edit: And for this, everyone deleted paint from my computer.
Here we see Newts and Devlyn battling it out in what looks like a ring. Or three. Despite a refference to an annoying commercial, the battle rages on as Newts defends with his trusty broomstick ( yes its meant to be a broomstick ) while Devlyn attacks mightfully with blue speed lines with a good old camra tripod.
Winner ? Devlyn, as metalic objects are heavier and therefor more damaging than broomhairs sticking up your nose.
Edit: And for this, everyone deleted paint from my computer.
Here we see Newts and Devlyn battling it out in what looks like a ring. Or three. Despite a refference to an annoying commercial, the battle rages on as Newts defends with his trusty broomstick ( yes its meant to be a broomstick ) while Devlyn attacks mightfully with blue speed lines with a good old camra tripod.
Winner ? Devlyn, as metalic objects are heavier and therefor more damaging than broomhairs sticking up your nose.
pfff i have the same thing here
I can't remember what i was trying to forget