The Shining Source

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Bet when he was little he said " When I grow up I want to be horn man and fight crime!

I think he was just hoping that Chris and I would write a top song about him, like Beeman, which as everyone knows is the best song in the world EVER.

This man is brilliant!

A true artist of which the world needs more of .

Weird... but not wired.

But, is he better than the piano man! That is truely the question.

Very well Newts....

HORN MAN (To the tune of Tom Jones 'Soul Man')

Tootin' at ya like a gusty toad
Good toot-horns I got a truck load
And when you get i'll get tooting
So don?t worry cause I?m coming

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Got what I got the hard way
And I?ll add more horns each and every day
So horny i'll never fret
Cause I ain?t seen no-one hornier yet

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
Play it steve!
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how play horns before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start tootin' I just can?t stop

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

Well grab the rope and I?ll pull you in
Give you horn and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
You?re a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man
I?m a horn man

I am downloading the mp3 for inspiration as we speak.

Please record this song so I can burn it and blaire it down my streets.