The Shining Source

I Play: Recent Project Update

All those who have updated their project within the last 1 and 1/2 months gains 1000 points

I play: "What the hell is your problem?"

Everyone who has not posted on YOB for 1 - 2 weeks loses all of their points.

i play Revenge of t3h n00bs:
A all players whose first time at YoB was in this incarnation lose 100 points and must speak like crotchety old war veterans for the next week.

I Play: "Get off the lawn, you little bastards!"

-750 points from all you wipper-snappers!

In my day, they did have paper to write stupid little card names on.

I play the shiny "evil admin" card! All players with more than 130 posts have to skip five turns, whilst the rest of us enjoy the silence

I play the Past=past

All players with postcount 2000 or more from the previous board have to add the sentence "I miss Paul" to each of their next card

P.S.  "I miss Paul"

i play my sooper uber shiny rare card Paul:
All players who are not porn addicts gain 35 points and all players who miss paul get 900 points.

I play "Metal-Pipe-O-Justice":

All Male players are considered rapists and must be punished accordingly loose 1500 points. Cardplayer selects one opponet to beat upside the head with the pipe, any cards that may fall out of said persons hand can be taken at pipeweilders disgression

All Female players must sit next to Cardplayer or loose 1500 points and their next turn. Hugs to cardplayer give you 500 points, actual kisses give you 1000 points.

remind me to restrict the pipe-o-justice !

I play the Call-to-arms

All blahians must double their forum activity

Ich spiele Halt ?belt?ter!
All those who serve the powers of darkness (don't deny it monkey) lose twenty thousand points.

I play "Discrimination"

All players with an M as the first letter of their username shall lose the sum of points equal to pie cubed.

I counter your card with That's Not My Real Name:
All players realize that the new size limit on names does not allow me to put the original "The" at the beggining without becoming the mage of blackest "ni".  You lose 100 points for trying such a nasty trick.

I Play "Discrimination's Twin"

All Players whose username starts with a "T" loses 300 points.  And dies..

I play the "Lame-comeback"

cancels the last card played

teehee... a counterspell, even in the YoB  :twisted:  :twisted:

plays t3h w00t 4 t3h munke:
Monkey rayjinn gets 9000 points and a hearty slap on the back.