The Shining Source

That's more like it!

I suppose in your backwards nation eight months is a long time - after all, you have such an appreciation of time, your country has existed for TWO HUNDRED YEARS. No doubt you'll soon be having little Shawn and Shawnette Jrs., who you'll raise to call you Maw and Paw, and you'll probably have a dog called Bingo.

The closest you get to high culture is sniffing the fungal growths you find in the gussets of your underwear.

I will return on Saturday, and expect to be faced with a barrage of similarly narrow-minded yet hilarious insultory. GO!

Newts, don't forget the crack-dealing and the Burger King's. =D

This is all very amusing to me.  Carry on, mortals. ^_^

I have realized a hell of a lot of the english tend to be tippsy after a shot of wine. Very commonly known, english are pansies. Now for sake of arguement, england would not be anymore if it weren't for us over here in america, but I will agree on the fact that yes the U.S. is very shotty and could do better but so could damp shit covered U.K. over here is much cleaner and no one smells as bad. Maybe because we know of one important invention that maybe you might like to try, it's called the shower. But the concept is probably to hard to grasp considering the majority of the english do not are what one thinks of them, but more of how they could get more insults out of there tight asses.
      Now Im not one to be judgemental or anything but hey it's not every english persons fault their teeth look as if they were trompled by a horse and covered in mud. Now homosexual-fuckboy-never to be a man- faggot bitch, explain to me again how is it that you english came to be.

Newts will have a field day with that. Your poor use of the English language is more of an insult to England than anything else in your post. I'll let him dismember it when he gets back.

Your insult rating: 1/5. Must try harder.

=\  Sorry, I have to agree...even though I am American.  :lol:

That was my whole point of putting that in.

Uh, thats the French...most English-men I know would kick just about anyones ass if they looked at them wrong... As for our language Newts, you have to be aware that some of us were brought up speaking this!!! :-P I would accually love to speak like the English do. Its a bit more elligant...

how can you not like the english?
I enjoy watching the prime minister address the house of commons, it gives me the impression that things are actually getting done and being said. The English mean what they say, and say it often.

I think that's respectable.

I thought this was suppose to be an insult/ arguement thread why cant ye argue those points instead of being so nice?

Those bastards and their 'ou' spelling thingy....>.<

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I have been swayed by your words, oh wise one.

This has got to be the most entertaining thing I've read in months, which is quite worrying.

That says alot about your life  :wink:

Shernal:

Ticking me off, yes you,
you wothless jackoff,
Why are you so gosh darn angry?
Do you have to take a pee?
Or maybe...your just not happy,
cos your boyfriend would rather have sex with me,
and your useless,
and your relatives are toothless

Lyrics from Goldfinger - I wish I could write like that

Maybe you could right like that if ya got your fingers outta your daddy's bumhole.