The Shining Source

And you my friend need to learn where to put the proper words where they belong *Smacks Shernal with a Grammer book* its write not right. Also it would be better to say Maybe you could compose music like that if... and so on!!! o_O MWAHAAHAHAH :twisted:

Nerd. Cant think of anything else betta to do than to correct ones gammer and spelling

This thread reminds me of the emo kids at school.

Since when did you have wine in shots? Do you even know what wine is? I'd also love to know what respected scientific journal you gleaned this from. The menu at McDonald's? Oprah?



What? Oh, England is always rainy, I see. Touch?.



Is the difference between "two", "too" and "to" too hard to grasp?



Possibly the worst "insult" yet. Is that a generalisation aimed at my countrymen based on my behaviour on this messageboard? I sincerely hope not. Just remember - I'm only a character. I only exist within words, which makes me a fictional construct, like a character in a book. Thanks for the compliment on my tight ass though, I'm very proud of it.



I had to bring special attention to this - the American spelling of judgement is actually sans e, so I applaud you for adopting the correct English spelling.



Okay, now I've translated it into something vaguely resembling English, it's much more readable. Your defence of "oh, I did it on purpose, I was poking fun at the stupidity of my countrymen who can't string together a sentence without PAW and MAW and Y'ALL in it" is entirely risible.

Loki, I object to you referring to any part of English as "your language", although I will accept your point that the English way of speaking is more elegant . I may begin a series of weekly lectures on the topic of speaking English correctly, although I fear you young yackers would make my head explode with your insolence.



OH NO, NOT YOUR GAMMER!

I also highly doubt any of you fucking morons will bother to read this, which is  certainly fighting my argument for me. As for you Mage, your contribution to this thread has been as enjoyable and useful as  carefully balancing a series of very heavy concrete slabs on my teeth, and then having a procession of fat men, marching bands and eighteen-wheelers running over my face.

Please Newts, its hard to take an insult from someone whose country is made up of pale crooked teeth fops who wear white wigs and red dresscoats!

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Stfu its like the only English stereo-types I know

Newts, you are very entertaining to me. =D

Also, I am proud to say that I am an American who is content with my spelling and grammar.  One of the few...*sigh*

Though I have to say I did enjoy the company of the psychotic drunken Englishmen that I have been around for the previous summer.

Satan, stop being such a sycophant. This is for insulting people, but clearly you're too busy toeing the party line and hanging with the tough kids to bother with that.

As for the grammar of our American chums, it's clear that most of them are too ignorant to even know they have a problem, let alone do something about it. I would also like to say that not all Englishmen are psychotic or habitual drinkers, although all Americans are beer-swillin', truck-drivin', thigh-slappin' honkeys and no mistake, y'all.

How long did it take you to pull that outta yer ass?





Chums? Now what kind of word is that? I have often wondered where the United Cock suckers came up with that word just like the word bloody. I thought the whole meaning to bloody is well a lot of blood on ones body.

Yes a lot of americans are ignorant I will give ya that, but hey we are Americans. It's the american way.
 
First off, of course not all English are psychotic or habitual drinkers, because they cant hold as much down as us Yankees but I do extol you for pointing out a good fact of the redneck americans, and lastly the word honkeys is spelled wrong, for if it is plural it would be honkies, and also are you black now or something, cause last time I saw you were so white that you would seem like a ghost at the Apollo.

P.S. for more sake of arguement, if we americans are so bad, then why did we kick your redcoated asses thus gaining our freedom from you queerish grasps?

my head hurts...you people need lives

Hehe...I'm a sycophant...yummy.

Actually it can be spelt both ways, but I'm sure you knew that.

I'll probably lock this thread in a bit, because it's boring me, plus Sean is right in that some of you should see the outside world.

You spoil all my fun.

I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT!

OH NO NOT TEH OUTSIDE!!!!11TWO7!!@

out...side?

*hiss* pollen! *growl* butterflies *wiggle* freedom