Man walks into a bar. He drinks a pint and goes home.

Yeah, posting DSC updates was even more pointless than posting them here, no one gave a shit, yet all the people who said they were gunna do the game that had stupidly bad grammar managed to pick up all the attention.

Do you have pictures of the Pipe?

Also, what the heck is"NiGHTS"??

You dont know what NiGHTS is ? OMG. *Cough*. Well its not THAT great a game.
Oh and newts, rarther than sucking your hairy cock, can I offer you a pint ? Alot less messy.

Shit Shit, I expect.

I used to rely on 2-6 cans of coca cola every day to stay awake ( not good for your teeth-but does the job ). Now I got a girlfriend that actualy cares for my wellbeing, I have to rely on her ability to keep me horny through msn the whole night. Obviously not everyone has a girlfriend willing to keep up, so maybe the first option is better.

Man, wished I slept last night...

Whoa... I didnt really understand what the hell any of those things are meant to be except the first one...

Guess I wont be getting any millions anytime soon.

I use Bollocks and Bloody alot, although they arent really swear words anymore.

Against other people I know, I tend to you softer words like git, prat, plonker etc.

Against people who are twice my size and strength, which I really shouldnt swear against and run very quickly if I do, I use variations of Jackoff, like tosser and Wanker.

Sell your virginity, even if you've already lost it no one will really know. Just act inexperianced.

Behind, it flows better in sentances, allowing more room for insults without stopping for breath.

I recon I could take at least 12, bearing in mind I'm not much of a fighter, but because of my skinnyness, the bones does hurt. They'll hurt themselfs trying to take me on more than I could do to them.

Camilla Parker Bowles can't ski ? OMG.

Much to many peoples distaste, I should be back online like normal this weekend, I was absent for quite awhile due to stupidity at my end, spilling coke all over my laptop, and failing to do any immediate action. ( Quite hard when a girl is on top of you ). On the bright side, the insurance company is gunna provide me with a new laptop, so I should be able to play something better than that sad little pinball game you get on Windows 2000 and Sega CD emulated games.

I'm not sure if my files for DSC will be recovered, the problem being legal reasons, I'll know for sure later today. If they are there intact, I'll probably start hosting again sometime next week. If for any reason they arent there, I'll probably say "oh well" and not bother. Its used up too much of my life in the last 2 years to restart.

This has got to be the most entertaining thing I've read in months, which is quite worrying.

Against a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS?

I'd definatly lose, I'm too lazy to exercise and consume way too much sugar, its suprising I'm still under 9 stone in weight.

Is it just me or is America gone from the land of the free to the land of the jerks, pompus dickwads, screwed up sickos,and perverted adults? Where has all the respect gone where is the chivalry where in the world is there people who live by the codes of humanity instead of humility?

Wait, there was a time when it wasnt filled with pompus dickwads, screwed up sickos,and perverted adults?