Against a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS?
I'd definatly lose, I'm too lazy to exercise and consume way too much sugar, its suprising I'm still under 9 stone in weight.
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February 06, 2005, 07:20:15 am
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In that case I just give it a good reaming in the bum and let it die of massive anal hemmhorage.
Finally found a good place to use "massive anal hemmhorage"
God I love this board!
Finally found a good place to use "massive anal hemmhorage"
God I love this board!
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February 06, 2005, 01:10:25 pm
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It troubles me that you've been keeping that particular phrase for a special occasion. I dread to think how many boards you've tried posting it on. In future, for stuff like that, I highly recommend following my sig.
February 06, 2005, 06:28:20 pm 
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Glad to help you use that phrase..also, I agree with Newts. I'll see ya tomorrow when you finally leave the bathroom with that magazine.
February 06, 2005, 06:38:30 pm
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I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are.
February 06, 2005, 11:28:13 pm 
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Quote from: "Newts"
I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are.
Now now now Newts we are talking about fighting space beetles not insulting the yanks. Leave that for the arguement thread.
And for the record, you only bash us for your just jealous we are allowed.
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February 07, 2005, 12:06:12 am 
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Quote from: "Newts"
I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are.
Now now now Newts we are talking about fighting space beetles not insulting the yanks. Leave that for the arguement thread.
And for the record, you only bash us for your just jealous we are allowed.
Theres allways room for hate
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February 07, 2005, 01:39:15 am 
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good god..
let not this thread be tainted by anger as the oddly popular argument thread (to which i made one and only one serious post in)
go in there and bicker at eachother...meanwhile someone's gotta kill this damn beetle
let not this thread be tainted by anger as the oddly popular argument thread (to which i made one and only one serious post in)
go in there and bicker at eachother...meanwhile someone's gotta kill this damn beetle
February 07, 2005, 07:17:49 pm
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I bathe in insecticide and coax the beetle to eat me. Let's see if he can hold down a living death.
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February 07, 2005, 09:30:38 pm
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I'd also like to point out the Americanized (*shudder*) spelling is actually "hemorrhage". We superior Brits spell it with an ae, "haemorrhage", because we aren't afraid of two consecutive vowels in the way you Yanks are.
Oh really? I dunno, don't you think that when you pronounce 'hemorrhage', it would sound strange with 'ae'?
I s'pose we spell it that way cause when we adopted the language we saw how stupid it looked. :lol:
February 07, 2005, 09:51:18 pm
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Well we actually adopted it from the Greeks, so it can't be that stupid. The Ancient Greeks didn't give us anything bad. There's a set-up, if anyone wants to run with it.
February 08, 2005, 01:19:10 am
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The greeks also gave us the idea that all matter were made of the elements of fire, earth, water, and air.
They claimed humans were a combination of all four. I think that I'd be very dead if i was those for things. the air would erode the dirt and escape, while the fire and water would turn into steam.
all humans evaporate on birth? I don't think so.
They claimed humans were a combination of all four. I think that I'd be very dead if i was those for things. the air would erode the dirt and escape, while the fire and water would turn into steam.
all humans evaporate on birth? I don't think so.
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