The Shining Source

What's your favourite term for the human rear?

Mine is arse. I don't like "butt".

Backside or buttocks in the context of a serious discussion. Otherwise it's probably arse as well.

Ass and butt need to be shot.

Edit - what are the linguistic variations of the word? Is there a specific Dutch word for it, for example?

Behind, it flows better in sentances, allowing more room for insults without stopping for breath.

Ive become accustomed to saying 'Glutious' as in 'Fear the power of my Glutious'
Although i think the homey-g-funk-dogs in the rap community have come up with a rather catchy term

'Trunk'

It incinuates that you have something or can store something in your ass

Hiney is great .

As for dutch words, we have "billen", "kont", "gat" and "reet" just to name a few .

The chav word for arse is "crack"

This lead to huge confusion however as hordes of newbie chavs were caught snorting eachothers arses.

I favor Arse too. Either that or meh cheeks o dewm