What?  I don't get it.

It doesn't even say what game they're playing with each other.

DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX
PARA
DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX
PARA
DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX DOX
PARA

And so it goes.

The sun is shining, I'm a rainbow too.

All togethernow- Allll togeeeeether now

Beer is liquid bread it's good for you!

I'd go with the cow and the chicken.

Hopefully we'd end up with some really big eggs for breakfast.

^_^

according to one of the latest pop songs, people actively _try_ to "get retarded" so urrr... draw your own conclusions.

Coffee is good.

Yeah it came from me, Bungs my word I used back then.  For sure

Don't be taking my glory away from me




I dunno about that colour scheme thing.
And of course the Mystery Machine has that HIP thing going for it
Lots of space in the back to fit a 42" LCD screen to play DVD's and run your computer on.
I think the MM would be more economical on gas too, somehow.

Anyway, you're the one who called it a BONET, and not the full thing, but somehow we all pronounce it as if it's french.  (Bonee, as you put it, or in true english style we'd say "Bonay")

It takes two people to run a BONET, and that's all, the rest is just magic

If you could instantly be a master of one of the following weapons(in the current day, current world), which would you choose?
The katana
The nunchucks
The longbow
The throwing daggers

?

Oh and two quick questions to learn less about you more specifically.

Which are cooler, Pirates or Ninjas?

Which is cooler, the Mystery Machine, or the Batmobile (original)

Oh, and some other answers:
Devlyn would be a White Tiger.

I don't know how you run your BONETs, but they require careful watering and lots of sunshine.

Yes we could drink beer if we lived under water, nothing could ever stop some humans from drinking beer.

I don't think we're missing out on much, fangs and tusks make it harder to fit stuff in your mouth, stings and venom of any kind would be real problematic in lovemaking, tails and wings might be all right, but just think of the tailoring issues.  Lastly large cheeks would make us look close to the fish people in star wars 1.  

Devlyn doesn't change lightbulbs, he gets someone else to do it for him.
It's our combined motto that if something is worth doing, it's worth getting someone else to do for you.

Best way to kill a man, well actually the least effort is expended if you just leave him to it, he will die eventually - and you needn't lift a finger.

As the official beginner and namer of the art of BONET (Devlyn will back me up on that, I'm sure) I wish to add:

wiggle

Actually.. umm, hate to ruin your party, but I reckon we ARE made from earth, fire, water and air.  
Earth, air and water being our composition, fire being our energy..(or "spark of life" if you don't like that answer)


Anyway, who would win in the battle, to me it's not about what I have on me, but WHERE the battle takes place.  See, unlike other super heroes and the GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS, I can't breathe in space.
Wouldn't really be much of a battle would it.

I don't really agree with the theme of the topic here at all.

There are reasons for each person joining.

Taking into account the world the characters live in, nearly every single person has a very good reason to join the force.  Put yourself in their shoes.  

One very un-random person (Gort, the old guy in the bar) who you think is random.. it is NOT random, when you retire, to find out that life is really pretty boring compared to your life at work (killing people, in his case) - and then some new captain comes from the king looking for recruits for a mission to the neighbouring city - gort jumps at the chance.

That's pretty much the thing.. I mean look around the villages and towns - there are farmers and housewives, fishermen, old men, traders, soldiers - and of course there is some times the odd person who can swing a sword and wants some adventure - AND then along comes this cool group of adventurers who seem to be able to handle themselves pretty well (and often the character has been in a place the force has battled BEFORE the join) and they agree with the cause of finding the source of all these monsters who have been laying waste to their world.

As I said, put yourself in their shoes.  May.. now may.. she has been trained by dad to kill monsters, and her dad gets killed by monsters.  I mean why wouldn't she want to join a group which is very probably going to run into monsters?  

I first played SF1 when I was about 10 years old, and at that point it all just made sense - in these respects.  

I don't know whether everyone elses sense of narrative purpose is off, or what.  
Maybe by way of a childs imagination I made a reason up myself in my own head for people to join.  
It still does make sense to me now though.

So yeah.  People join cos
A) life is boring and they wanna kill monsters,
B) they wanna defend their homeland,
C) their master/tutors tell them it is for the greater good,
D) something bad has happened to them,
E) abstract reason outlined in plot.

One abstract is Kiwi, who you save from a self-destructing city(and you treat nicely).
I'd say that gives him a reason to go/stay with you, he owes you his life.

[shrugs]
These are obvious in most cases because of the way the characters speak, the manner in which they appear, and what they say in headquaters.