I have realised a Hell of a lot of the English tend to be tipsy after a shot of wine.
Since when did you have wine in shots? Do you even know what wine is? I'd also love to know what respected scientific journal you gleaned this from. The menu at McDonald's? Oprah?
It's very commonly known that the English are pansies. Now, for thesake of argument, England would be no more, were it notfor us over here in America, but I will agree with the fact that, yes, the U.S. is very shoddy and could do better, but so could the damp-shit-covered U.K.
What? Oh, England is always rainy, I see. Touch?.
Over here is much cleaner, and no one smells as bad, maybe because we know of one important invention that you might like to try - it's called the shower. But the concept is probably too hard to grasp,
Is the difference between "two", "too" and "to" too hard to grasp?
considering the majority of the English do not care what anyone thinks of them, but more of how they could get more insults out of their tight asses.
Possibly the worst "insult" yet. Is that a generalisation aimed at my countrymen based on my behaviour on this messageboard? I sincerely hope not. Just remember - I'm only a character. I only exist within words, which makes me a fictional construct, like a character in a book. Thanks for the compliment on my tight ass though, I'm very proud of it.
Now I'm not one to be judgemental
I had to bring special attention to this - the American spelling of judgement is actually
sans e, so I applaud you for adopting the correct English spelling.
or anything but hey, it's not every English person's fault their teeth look as if they were trampled bycunts a horse, and covered in mud. Now, homosexual-fuckboy-never-to-be-a-man-faggot-bitch, explain to me again how it is that you English came to be.
Okay, now I've translated it into something vaguely resembling English, it's much more readable. Your defence of "oh, I did it on purpose, I was poking fun at the stupidity of my countrymen who can't string together a sentence without PAW and MAW and Y'ALL in it" is entirely risible.
Loki, I object to you referring to any part of English as "your language", although I will accept your point that the English way of speaking is more elegant . I may begin a series of weekly lectures on the topic of speaking English correctly, although I fear you young yackers would make my head explode with your insolence.
Nerd. Cant think of anything else betta to do than to correct ones gammer and spelling
OH NO, NOT YOUR GAMMER!
I also highly doubt any of you fucking morons will bother to read this, which is certainly fighting my argument for me. As for you Mage, your contribution to this thread has been as enjoyable and useful as carefully balancing a series of very heavy concrete slabs on my teeth, and then having a procession of fat men, marching bands and eighteen-wheelers running over my face.