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any ladies here? (Read 90678 times)
May 25, 2004, 02:47:04 pm
#62
Shining Light
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any ladies here?
Offering your coat doesn''t work for me... i''ve tried that...
When she reached into my pockets she went mad at me.
I have the urge to always carry something around that''s illegal, and usually in multiples
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
Quote from: "Job"
Were i in a situation of offering my coat to a lady, i would do so immediatly while expressing some dissatisfaction for parting with that article of clothing, therefore not explicitly revealing my intentions.
Offering your coat doesn''t work for me... i''ve tried that...
When she reached into my pockets she went mad at me.
I have the urge to always carry something around that''s illegal, and usually in multiples
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
May 25, 2004, 05:40:10 pm
#63
Shining Asteroid
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any ladies here?
You, too, eh?
I guess as long as she doesn't tell the cops, your home free. Just hope your other 'offers' make up for the nasty things in your pockets.
I guess as long as she doesn't tell the cops, your home free. Just hope your other 'offers' make up for the nasty things in your pockets.
May 25, 2004, 10:54:04 pm
#64
Shining Light
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any ladies here?
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
the best thing i offer a girl is a holiday trip in a few months... by then i either like them alot and pay for the damn thing or i''ve already dumped the poor thing..
either way they will feel incredibly flattered at first
either way they will feel incredibly flattered at first
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
May 25, 2004, 11:26:44 pm
#65
Shining Light
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any ladies here?
t's not like I really care
all I offer a girl is my love and loyality..if that ain't enough she may leave for good ... the next morning
t's not like I really care
May 26, 2004, 07:38:30 pm
#66
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any ladies here?
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
A wise man once said:
Women, if you chase a dog it runs away...
Treat em like shit and they come running.
Women, if you chase a dog it runs away...
Treat em like shit and they come running.
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
May 27, 2004, 03:02:09 pm
#67
Shining Mullet
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any ladies here?
hmmm perhaps they're too busy coming up with arguable points about us having penises...
enjoy it...dont hate it
*turkey mating call* :lol:
*wiggle*
enjoy it...dont hate it
*turkey mating call* :lol:
*wiggle*
June 10, 2004, 12:55:49 pm
#68
Shining Light
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any ladies here?
I can't remember what i was trying to forget
It''s my duty, duty to wiggle booty, booty !
Cmon seani dance like a Bojangles
Cmon seani dance like a Bojangles
I can't remember what i was trying to forget