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I've been accepted into University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee! (Read 75495 times)

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I just got my letter of acceptance today! Now all I have to do is scrape together ten grand to pay for my freshman year...
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Congratulations! $10,000 is rather a lot to save up. Here are some of my top money-making tips:
Do some magazine shoots, as you're such an "Adonis".
Find 150 sets of parents and tell them you'll permanently calm down their troublesome five year-old for a one-time fee of $100.
Sell all your worldly goods. You must have some MTG cards which are worth a bit.
Good luck, and let us know how it goes.
Do some magazine shoots, as you're such an "Adonis".
Find 150 sets of parents and tell them you'll permanently calm down their troublesome five year-old for a one-time fee of $100.
Sell all your worldly goods. You must have some MTG cards which are worth a bit.
Good luck, and let us know how it goes.

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Best advice I've ever gotten 
Thanks.

Thanks.
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ooo, what are you going to major in?
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And you told me off for being sarcastic.
Maybe you could do a sponsored DDR session, or have all your hair shaved off for money, presuming you've still got that curly moptop.
Or you could put yourself up for auction. I'm sure someone out there needs a bit of MOBN-loving.
Maybe you could do a sponsored DDR session, or have all your hair shaved off for money, presuming you've still got that curly moptop.
Or you could put yourself up for auction. I'm sure someone out there needs a bit of MOBN-loving.

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Sell your virginity, even if you've already lost it no one will really know. Just act inexperianced.
SC: dead again, dun dun dun.

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Quote from: "acebloke"
Sell your virginity, even if you've already lost it no one will really know. Just act inexperienced.
That's harsh, that is. Made me laugh though. Good on you.

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First off, I'm majoring in Computer Science and English.
Second, I am still a virgin.
Third, I plan to remain so.
4th, Who would buy my virginity?
Second, I am still a virgin.
Third, I plan to remain so.
4th, Who would buy my virginity?
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1 - is it possible to major in two subjects? Good on you for choosing English though - REAL brainiacs go for English.
2 - good for you.
3 - what, forever?
4 - I'm sure there's someone out there who would pay top dollar for it.
2 - good for you.
3 - what, forever?
4 - I'm sure there's someone out there who would pay top dollar for it.

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1-Milwaukee's a liberal arts college, so English is required along with your major, and you get degrees in both. I love English anyway, so it all works out.
3-Only til I get married
3-Only til I get married
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You scored 1,000,000 points for saying you love English, and another 1,000,000 for having convictions. I don't share them, but good on you anyway.

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You could always sell a kidney, you have 2 anyway, and who needs 2?
And if my vriginity was worth money, it would really be for sale
And 10k?
I like mine for 1.4k
And if my vriginity was worth money, it would really be for sale
And 10k?
I like mine for 1.4k
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You could whore yourself out to 100 fat chicks for $100 a piece. Or 10 really fat chicks for $1000 a piece.
If you get any good ideas tell me because i'm stumped as well. Gonna be heading off (hopefully) in about a year and money is the biggest concern next to being accepted.
If you get any good ideas tell me because i'm stumped as well. Gonna be heading off (hopefully) in about a year and money is the biggest concern next to being accepted.
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sniff out grants...they're a bitch to get but if you do it'll take some of the stress out of it.
If absolutely nothing else is looking good then i reccomend a student loan but be sure to watch interest rates to see if they're on the rise or fall.
If absolutely nothing else is looking good then i reccomend a student loan but be sure to watch interest rates to see if they're on the rise or fall.