The Shining Source

What are your views on sex? Is it good or bad? Is it right to charge for it?

My right hand and me think its good.
He never charged me for it though.

And to charge for sex?
Well, its all about money, and if you can sell sex, i dont mind if someone does. Its not ok however to force people to sell sex (pimps forcing hookers ect).

Sex discussion... just what this forum needs!  

But on a more serious note... I think sex is okay, as long as there's nothing being done unvoluntary. If a guy (or woman) feels lonely, and they're willing to pay a few bucks to hire some... professional company, I don't see what the problem with it is. If those facilities weren't available, I could imagine rapists and such, being forced to wander less legal paths to get their "fun".

Sex..

Sex is something that i wish i could live without thinking about somewhat.
Its a tool used by females to get us males to buy them shit...that's all it is.
You could get the same effect taking a cardboard tube (found in the middle of toilet paper or paper towel roles for you bigguns out there )
Line the inside with plastic wrap, microwaving some lotion to make it luke-warm and pouring it inside...then insert penis and Viola! instant female experience.

Its the driving force behind some great things..and that which we all despise or regret sometimes..when you wake up next to something you would otherwise not have prefered.

At any rate..im hard up for Sex and its not on the menu

Sex is like eating pancakes.

If you have to pu effort in getting one they taste damn good.
If you eat to much, you'll pretty much lose taste for it.

I'm at a point now with my girlfriend that we actually tlk once in a while, that's some spooky shit

You mean that when she opens her mouth things come out instead of in? O_O

-Devlyn, who couldn't resist making this evilly bad joke

What is this "talking" that you're referring to, and how can it be prevented? Is everyone equally vulnerable to "talking" or are some people more susceptible than others? If i were to come down with "talking", what symptoms would i display? Can i spread it to other people?

Don't worry Job, talking is an easily preventable disease these days due to advances in medicine.

First of all, the most important thing to keep in mind is that those afflicted with "talking", the "talkers", are predominantly female, so to minimise the risk of being infected you should stay as far away from women as possible. Of course, not all women are carriers, so here are the two most common symptoms:

Big mouth,
Relentless noise-making, often including unintelligible syllables, and the occasional "word" (a "word" is one of the primary symptoms of a talking-carrier - avoid them)

Generally, if you see anyone displaying these symptoms you should stay as far away as possible. If, on reflection, your current boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other shows any of these symptoms in your company, you should nod and smile at them politely. This will often have the effect of making them lethargic through "overtalking", and this lethargy should combat the effects of the talking virus.

Self-diagnosis in this instance can sometimes be difficult, as the common symptoms of talking - the moving of the mouth and tongue, and the utterance of bizarre noises - are sometimes difficult to distinguish from other, more acceptable forms of behaviour. My advice is that, if you're worried you might be coming down with talking, then by all means stay away from other people - talking is a very contagious disease that spreads through entire communities very quickly, and often causes immense damage. Spend as much time alone as possible, and hopefully you'll be cured. Good luck!