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Old Post May 18, 2004, 12:17:50 pm
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any ladies here?
Or, as we say, in England,

http://freespace.virgin.net/mike.spezzano/FASTSHOW/knickers.wav

He'll hate me for hotlinking, but I don't care, it's only about 80k Tongue


Old Post May 25, 2004, 02:47:04 pm
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Quote from: "Job"
Were i in a situation of offering my coat to a lady, i would do so immediatly while expressing some dissatisfaction for parting with that article of clothing, therefore not explicitly revealing my intentions. Wink


Offering your coat doesn''t work for me... i''ve tried that...

When she reached into my pockets she went mad at me.
I have the urge to always carry something around that''s illegal, and usually in multiples

I can't remember what i was trying to forget


Old Post May 25, 2004, 05:40:10 pm
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You, too, eh?

I guess as long as she doesn't tell the cops, your home free.  Just hope your other 'offers' make up for the nasty things in your pockets.


Old Post May 25, 2004, 10:54:04 pm
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the best thing i offer a girl is a holiday trip in a few months... by then i either like them alot and pay for the damn thing or i''ve already dumped the poor thing..

either way they will feel incredibly flattered at first Smiley

I can't remember what i was trying to forget


Old Post May 25, 2004, 11:26:44 pm
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all I offer a girl is my love and loyality..if that ain't enough she may leave for good ... the next morning  Tongue

t's not like I really care


Old Post May 26, 2004, 07:38:30 pm
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A wise man once said:

Women, if you chase a dog it runs away...
Treat em like shit and they come running.

I can't remember what i was trying to forget


Old Post May 27, 2004, 03:02:09 pm
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hmmm perhaps they're too busy coming up with arguable points about us having penises...

enjoy it...dont hate it Sad

*turkey mating call*  :lol:
*wiggle*


New Post June 10, 2004, 12:55:49 pm
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It''s my duty, duty to wiggle booty, booty !

Cmon seani dance like a Bojangles

I can't remember what i was trying to forget


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