The Shining Source

*shock horror*
I hope the server can handle another thread .

Anyway, I thought of the following: each person answers the preceding person, and asks themselves the following:

What would justify the use of <insert arbitrary thing here>.

I'll start:
What would justify the use of the : E.T. Alien licking smiley?

Only a four-year old Drew Barrymore in a Steven Spielberg movie could justify such facial animosity.

What would justify the use of smelly pink socks?