The Shining Source

I'm trying to get my Euro-bills pregnant, hoping they will bring forth some coins one day, who will grow into fine bills

But how do i breed the paper. I've tried everything, but they just seem too lazy to impregnate each other.

I've even tried pepper-nuts and "de-zak-van-sinterklaas" but nothing works.



I even read the above books, can you tell me what i've done wrong ?

Foreplay my friend! No pregnancy and hot nights without suitable foreplay. I know you want to get rough 'n' tough right away, but you have to give the bill some patience.

Perhaps rubbing it first until it gets warm and sticky may help?

Dev's right, you need to take it slowly.

Take it out to dinner, buy it flowers. Tell it how much you care. If you're feeling brave, use the "L" word and you'll be in there.

Or you could force it with a knife.

tried the knife thingy...


Back to foreplay, lost some contenders though

Yes yes, in Holland we brew the Grolch verrry slowly. For a better taste.

If you took your time, you could really bring in the gold.

Any pregnant bills yet over there by the way? :s