The Shining Source

*listens to the background symphony of feline wailing*

I don't want a statue of myself. I'd rather have a statue of The Cloud .

Is that some sort of hint like "it's been over a month and you haven't even drawn our bad guy for me elvennnnnn"

FINE THEN
I'LL DRAW YOU BOTH AND ALL OF THEM AND THAT ONE AND THIS ONE AND WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER I'LL SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOD WHERE'S MY CAR DUDE  ONLY THE REAL THING AND THEN I'LL KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS MOUTH.  THAT'S RIGHT.
I WILL OR SO HELP ME CHEESE FISH.

Wow, talk about lucky I don't have a waffle iron handy or I'd end up shrinking the kids.

ps: don't you think it would cost you more than 1 million to both demolish uni AND build appropriately gargantuan statue of self?

I would save money by:

* Not paying workers. I would promise to, but on completion of the statue I would line them all up and disintegrate them. Possibly from the feet up. I would power the laser beam with their children.

* Putting the one million dollars on the floor outside university. Then telling people that by leaping out of the eigth story window onto a trampoline, I would give them the million dollars. There would be no trampoline. Once people say students flying out of windows to their death, they would declare the building unsafe and knock it down.

Best part of it all? At the end, I still have one million dollars.

I bow down to your prowess - finding an accomplishment you can only acheive with a million dollars without actually giving it to anyone at any point, and yet you could not do without the million dollars.

Another day, another whirlwind romance with one of my pot plants.

Don't make me talk to myself again guys.

At least have the common courtesy to have a conversation about how you beat up that mime the other day and yeah bloody good on you etc etc.

I mean it's the BONET.  It will never end, until the bungness takes over and it's just a BOT.

I completed the NiGHTS table on Sonic Pinball Party today. I got all the way to Reala using only four balls (I think) and then blew him up. It was a great feeling. I love NiGHTS, and that hour of NiGHTS-related pinball may be the closest I ever get to a new NiGHTS game.

This makes me sad and happy at the same time.

in almost traditional old school style..i have both resurrected and "cleaned up" the Pipe-O-Justice.
Ive used billet metal polish to give it a gloss that i hope shall hold.
Nearly two hours of grinding and sanding took place to give it the look it holds today. I now ponder the possibility of engraving my name into it.

Do you have pictures of the Pipe?

Also, what the heck is"NiGHTS"??

NiGHTS is the single most beautiful video game ever created. Anyone who says otherwise can suck my hairy cock.

You dont know what NiGHTS is ? OMG. *Cough*. Well its not THAT great a game.
Oh and newts, rarther than sucking your hairy cock, can I offer you a pint ? Alot less messy.

No, because I don't drink. I hereby strip you of the "ace" part of your name - NiGHTS is the single most beautiful piece of video game entertainment ever crafted. YES I'm repeating myself but I speak THE TRUTH.

And I thought you loved Shining Force...  :cry:

I do, but in terms of imagination, expression, creativity and so forth, NiGHTS blows it (and all other games) out of the water. It gets better each and every time you play it due to the advanced Artificial Life system and astonishingly good music, which remixes itself every time you play to reflect how happy/sad/angry your little Nightopian creatures are.

It's an amazing achievement, it really is. It gives me shivers to watch/play/hear it.

Hmm, true. Nights is damn amazing. But I wouldnt compare the fantasy of a RPG with the fantasy of a surreal dreamworld game.