In a fight between you and a GIANT SPACE BEETLE WITH LASERS?
Tough call.
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Who would win? (Read 189152 times)

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Depends? What am i armed with?
DDDDD EEEEE RRRRR PPPPP !!!
D D E R R P P !!!
D D EEEE RRRRR PPPPP !!!
D D E R R P
DDDDD EEEEE R R P !!!

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You, Phill, are in all your usual ninja garb, which means you have the power of surprise over the GIANT SPACE BEETLE. Also, you have a cup and a piece of paper.

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El Pipe-O'-Justice of course, as well as your beetle-crippling Wiggle Attack.
I'm offering 4/5 on a Seanikins victory - who'll take me?
I'm offering 4/5 on a Seanikins victory - who'll take me?

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I''m i''m armed with a banana, and my primal warcry, i can Mutilate the beetle 

I can't remember what i was trying to forget

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as a super flash ninja id win ods 1000-1 me
DDDDD EEEEE RRRRR PPPPP !!!
D D E R R P P !!!
D D EEEE RRRRR PPPPP !!!
D D E R R P
DDDDD EEEEE R R P !!!

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I would call an exterminator if my foot does not kill it first.
"Found my hand, lost my hand, found my hand, lost my hand, found my hand, lost my hand.... hey there's my foot... dammit just lost my hand..."

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Pair of ducks?
"Found my hand, lost my hand, found my hand, lost my hand, found my hand, lost my hand.... hey there's my foot... dammit just lost my hand..."

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Loki rolls for the inititive, he rolls a 20
DAMN!!! he crys as he trips over his own foot as the beetle crunches him without even realizeing he was there...

Coming at you, with a marshmellow warped mind!