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A new game aka the Walking-Into-Bar Jokes Thread (Read 111880 times)

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Fine fine, just don't make me punch you in the face
i>never knows best

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3 people of various nationalities walk into a bar. The first two say something witty, and the third mocks them by doing something stupid.
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A hiker was passing a farm when a horse spoke to him.
"Hey buddy," it said, "I'm a Kentucky Derby winner and this hick farmer has me pulling a plough every day. Get me to a stud farm and I'll make you rich."
The astonished hiker ran to the house and roused the farmer. "I want to buy that tired old plough horse of yours," he said. "I'll give you $10000 for him."
"He ain't worth it."
"But I'll buy him just the same."
"I can't take your money, son," the farmer said. "I don't care what he said, that horse ain't never even seen a Kentucky Derby."
"Hey buddy," it said, "I'm a Kentucky Derby winner and this hick farmer has me pulling a plough every day. Get me to a stud farm and I'll make you rich."
The astonished hiker ran to the house and roused the farmer. "I want to buy that tired old plough horse of yours," he said. "I'll give you $10000 for him."
"He ain't worth it."
"But I'll buy him just the same."
"I can't take your money, son," the farmer said. "I don't care what he said, that horse ain't never even seen a Kentucky Derby."
~Elvenfyre