The Shining Source

There once was a squirrel that ate goblins. He dated a dwarf called Ty. Suddenly Out of knowhere something named Charlie Dimmock danced on one leg while the blode was completely conundrumized? Ty sprung out of nowhere with no pink underwear. Too much monkeys were regurgitating chocolate, Ty desided things needed to be destroyed so smelly the socks moved upward towards my nostril they then got so lodged that people to play dodgeball with emoticons. Then the blode shat on a banana which began to melt. Then a big limo careened into a satilite and created Cheese cake. Saddam raped thirteen possums while singing Thriller. But All of the poo in the mansion, was drinking wine and orange flavoured bannanas with gentle gulps. Then some crispy tulips desided to.......

what a tale. I especially like the bit about Sadam.... pure genious.

Yep, some of it even makes sense.

........What?

:lol:   Man, this is funny, but you guys gotta keep positng words!  Come on!

Wow, the story had been viewed over 550 time already.  I think it's bout time to update the story so far!!!

We will have to wait unitl Nick comes back to the forums to complete this wonderful story...until then, keep making one-word posts!

There once was a squirrel that ate goblins. He dated a dwarf called Ty. Suddenly Out of knowhere something named Charlie Dimmock danced on one leg while the blode was completely conundrumized? Ty sprung out of nowhere with no pink underwear. Too much monkeys were regurgitating chocolate, Ty desided things needed to be destroyed so smelly the socks moved upward towards my nostril they then got so lodged that people to play dodgeball with emoticons. Then the blode shat on a banana which began to melt. Then a big limo careened into a satilite and created Cheese cake. Saddam raped thirteen possums while singing Thriller. But All of the poo in the mansion, was drinking wine and orange flavoured bannanas with gentle gulps. Then some crispy tulips desided to...
                                             
                                            -New stuff-

...smack some hemeroids with Pokemon like Psyduck.  Pokemon should DIE because Satan sucks.  Actually, Satan doesn't have three cucumbers growing in his garden.  However, he does suck!  Going to the deepest, darkest corners of Dennys.  Then, a constipated...

I thought someone should update since I haven't seen Nick around lately...

Too early to update, but I'm amazed how stupid, yet creative our story is so far!

hehe! ...im kindof around... just in one of those pre-exam stresses.... will all be over in a few weeks though. yay!

Exams suck.  It's too bad they suck as much as they do, but I guess sucking is what makes them exams.

Just wait until our exams Mike...heh.  I'm sure that we will still be active in the forums...or at least I will, because it all happens during school and it is ONLY high school, right?  only 30-something days till Judgement Day (exam week).

It's always good to see a complete renunciation of all academic importance when it comes to exams. I've had that attitude for years, probably since I started school in fact [], and it never leaves. "Oh well, it's only a degree!" has rarely been off my tongue this past week

I'd like to offer a challenge to all exam-takers - you have to use the word "yob" and "bratwurst" at least once during your exam period. It doesn't have to pertain to TSS or Ye Olde Blah, but they must appear in one of your papers. I'm sure it'll bump you up at least two grades

I should take this opportunity to wish everyone good luck in their exams, though. Just because I'm a nice guy. Good luck, everyone. Don't fail.

Hm, I might do that, music exam tomorrow, with the others in 2 weeks time.

Well, bratwurst and yob don't seem to be in my American vocabulary, but thanks for the "good luck", i'm sure I will do fine  

Same here, Good Luck Y'all!!!!