I think these are pretty fair fights, but you let me know what you think!
1) Optimus Prime vs Tyrannosaurus Rex
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
4) Ty vs Newts
5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
7) Max vs Bowie
8) Jaha vs Chester
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
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October 20, 2006, 03:22:55 am
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Who would win in a fight?
1) Optimus Prime vs Tyrannosaurus Rex
Cmmon Optimus! Reasonably fair fight, should be a good opener!
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
One of the few fights who's winner i honestly care not, if paris wins we get to see that stupid smile she's only capable of, if bush wins it'll boost his self esteem which is just not good.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
This one should be interesting! although i hold out hopes for betty
Smurfette is a slut.
4) Ty vs Newts
Brother against brother! this is a truly epic battle to take place, the good cop vs the dictionary, entire cities will be destroyed determining the outcome of this one, and i love them both.
5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
This could be tricky for david as a chandeleir is rather quick and nimble, should be an interesting battle although i hold out for the Chandelier
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
Interesting choices here, Brute Force VS Incredible Speed. This one could last forever!.
7) Max vs Bowie
Im a little ashamed to admit that im un-aware of who max is and what game he was in. Since ive not experience with either one i would have to say that this is a draw for me.
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Same as above, who are these people and are they entertaining?
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
I cannot express my views of my own match, i can only pray
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
finally it will all be settled! finally the peanut butter will have its chance for revenge! Will devlyn take a commanding lead in this fight or will the peanut butter have spent many a year in training in preperation for this day? Who will win? I know not, but i do know one thing. It will be messy.
Cmmon Optimus! Reasonably fair fight, should be a good opener!
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
One of the few fights who's winner i honestly care not, if paris wins we get to see that stupid smile she's only capable of, if bush wins it'll boost his self esteem which is just not good.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
This one should be interesting! although i hold out hopes for betty
Smurfette is a slut.
4) Ty vs Newts
Brother against brother! this is a truly epic battle to take place, the good cop vs the dictionary, entire cities will be destroyed determining the outcome of this one, and i love them both.
5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
This could be tricky for david as a chandeleir is rather quick and nimble, should be an interesting battle although i hold out for the Chandelier
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
Interesting choices here, Brute Force VS Incredible Speed. This one could last forever!.
7) Max vs Bowie
Im a little ashamed to admit that im un-aware of who max is and what game he was in. Since ive not experience with either one i would have to say that this is a draw for me.
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Same as above, who are these people and are they entertaining?
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
I cannot express my views of my own match, i can only pray
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
finally it will all be settled! finally the peanut butter will have its chance for revenge! Will devlyn take a commanding lead in this fight or will the peanut butter have spent many a year in training in preperation for this day? Who will win? I know not, but i do know one thing. It will be messy.
October 20, 2006, 09:15:38 pm
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Re: Who would win in a fight?
1) Optimus Prime vs Tyrannosaurus Rex
Wow, what a tough one to start with. I would root for the T-Rex as "nature's fiercest predator", but there's no evidence to suggest it could withstand any form of laser attack.
Winner: Optimus Prime.
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
Bush, easily. He might have his critics for not being smart but it surely doesn't take any kind of intelligence to work out that if you swing something vaguely heavy at Paris she'll just break in half.
Winner: George.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
Betty! Smurfette is much smaller I guess, and although she has the power of the rest of the Smurfs on her side they're not as technologically-advanced as the Flintstones.
Winner: Betty.
Magical number 5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
Based on past encounters between the two, certainly the chandelier has to be my favourite (vindication! Someone reads my posts!)
Winner: Chandelier
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
I guess The Flash could do some form of charge attack into the Hulk and knock him quite a long way, or if he had a lance he'd spear him quite nicely. In fact, I don't think the Hulk would have a chance.
Winner: Flash
7) Max vs Bowie
Bowie! I'm just playing SFII again having completed SF:RotDD recently, and Bowie kicks ten times more arse than Max.
Winner: Bowie
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Much harder, this one. Chester has the advantage of speed and agility, but Jaha's equipment and defence are much better if memory serves me right.
Result: A draw?
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
We all know Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Sean's Pipe-o-Justice isn't made of Kryptonite, it's made of lead, and apart from the fact he couldn't see through it Superman is pretty good against lead. That is, until he met Sean's Pipe-O-Justice, which is a weapon so strong not even Superman's kneecaps could withstand it.
Winner: Sean!
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
Devlyn, with spreading knife +1, easily wipes out the entire jar, and even taunts it.
The only thing Dev likes more than rubbing his opponents' faces in defeat is rubbing his own face in peanut butter.
Winner: A sticky Devlyn.
Where's Edgey? He'd be ace at answering these.
Wow, what a tough one to start with. I would root for the T-Rex as "nature's fiercest predator", but there's no evidence to suggest it could withstand any form of laser attack.
Winner: Optimus Prime.
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
Bush, easily. He might have his critics for not being smart but it surely doesn't take any kind of intelligence to work out that if you swing something vaguely heavy at Paris she'll just break in half.
Winner: George.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
Betty! Smurfette is much smaller I guess, and although she has the power of the rest of the Smurfs on her side they're not as technologically-advanced as the Flintstones.
Winner: Betty.
Magical number 5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
Based on past encounters between the two, certainly the chandelier has to be my favourite (vindication! Someone reads my posts!)
Winner: Chandelier
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
I guess The Flash could do some form of charge attack into the Hulk and knock him quite a long way, or if he had a lance he'd spear him quite nicely. In fact, I don't think the Hulk would have a chance.
Winner: Flash
7) Max vs Bowie
Bowie! I'm just playing SFII again having completed SF:RotDD recently, and Bowie kicks ten times more arse than Max.
Winner: Bowie
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Much harder, this one. Chester has the advantage of speed and agility, but Jaha's equipment and defence are much better if memory serves me right.
Result: A draw?
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
We all know Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Sean's Pipe-o-Justice isn't made of Kryptonite, it's made of lead, and apart from the fact he couldn't see through it Superman is pretty good against lead. That is, until he met Sean's Pipe-O-Justice, which is a weapon so strong not even Superman's kneecaps could withstand it.
Winner: Sean!
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
Devlyn, with spreading knife +1, easily wipes out the entire jar, and even taunts it.
The only thing Dev likes more than rubbing his opponents' faces in defeat is rubbing his own face in peanut butter.
Winner: A sticky Devlyn.
Where's Edgey? He'd be ace at answering these.
October 31, 2006, 09:41:06 am 
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Who would win in a fight?
1) Optimus Prime vs Tyrannosaurus Rex
TILL ALL ARE ONE (yes thats a transformer quote, shut up, I was young once).
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Bush can't even ride that 2 wheeled thing thats supposed to be impossible to fall off. Unless Its George Bush Senior, in which it would be him.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
Smurfette.
4) Ty vs Newts
I will say Ty, News is more laid back and is less likely to ban me if I go against him.
5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
No question about it... Chandelier.
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
I haven't a clue who the Flash is, so Hulk.
7) Max vs Bowie
Bowie, especially after what they did to Max in the remake.
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Jaha, Chester can be totally fricken useless sometimes.
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
Depends how bad the ratings are.
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
Who knows.
TILL ALL ARE ONE (yes thats a transformer quote, shut up, I was young once).
2) George Bush vs Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Bush can't even ride that 2 wheeled thing thats supposed to be impossible to fall off. Unless Its George Bush Senior, in which it would be him.
3) Smurfette vs Betty(from the flintstones)
Smurfette.
4) Ty vs Newts
I will say Ty, News is more laid back and is less likely to ban me if I go against him.
5) David Hasselhoff vs A Chandelier
No question about it... Chandelier.
6) The Flash vs The Hulk
I haven't a clue who the Flash is, so Hulk.
7) Max vs Bowie
Bowie, especially after what they did to Max in the remake.
8 ) Jaha vs Chester
Jaha, Chester can be totally fricken useless sometimes.
9) Seanikins(with P.O.J.) vs Superman
Depends how bad the ratings are.
10) Devlyn vs Jar of Peanut Butter
Who knows.
SC: dead again, dun dun dun.