i'm sorry... but legal to do what??

Move to Thailand and team up with Gary Glitter.

I just got a 40gig iPod.  Just thought you might like to know, and hate me for it.  

Jumping on peoples heads isn't a valid combat move unless you have super springs on your shoes.

or golf cleats

Or those funky 80's "moon shoes".  BOING!

Newts, must I take you over my knee?  Or do you enjoy that too much :lol:

I think you use the cream to lube up the tree you're going to cut down with the herring.

No enmity my friend.  I am simply being as trollfull as thou art.  Perhaps my radiant glory simply blinded you to my true meaning?

Sorry, but /.  is a lot more interesting than Newts-san being Newts-san.  I can only take so much 'wit'.

I love you too.

Newts, you underestimate me.  I actually know that Monty Python is the name of the show/acting group.  I pronounce it MONtea PYthon.  Happy?

You must not watch very much monty python.

You should have weighed her against a duck.

3 people of various nationalities walk into a bar.  The first two say something witty, and the third mocks them by doing something stupid.

Fine fine, just don't make me punch you in the face

A latent homosexual.

*appuause* :lol: