The Shining Source

They're astonishingly uncool. What's the point of them, though?

I think we're too stupid to take over anywhere - we can't even be bothered acting like we own this place, which we do. Ish.

Make you jump high.

Maybe we should target an island country at first, of maybe switzerland.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and hope that the "of" is actually supposed to be "or".

Leave us islands alone, you big bullies. Maybe we should conquer space first?

Just wondering, but did the English actually ever even reach the moon?

Did the Dutch?

We're not even training any astronauts at the moment, but we should be, in my opinion. I'd be a wicked astronaut.

"The European Space Agency (Esa) has floated ambitious plans to send robotic spacecraft to Mars ahead of a possible human journey in 2033."

Shame I'll be nearly fifty by then, really.

I just got a 40gig iPod.  Just thought you might like to know, and hate me for it.  

Then its setted, Blahia will start a space program and send Newts to Mars to scope out the planet. Then we invade it.

Great plan, Phill. I'll signal for you all when I'm ready and we can commence our new life on Bouncy Ballia!

Now I figure you can signal us with a flashlight. Two quick blinks followed by 10 long blinks. Once this is spotted we attack.

I think we should just use germ warfare.  Release something dreadfully nasty that will drop those blighters like flies.  Or perhaps given their advanced intelligent nature we should release a kind of psychological virus.

Hmm.

I've got it!   :idea:    We'll release cynicism!

They'll all be too pissed off with life to get up and do anything about the fact we're invading.

OK I think I have a ticket for you to mars Newts, I've made a one man rocket out of my old freezer, which is powered with racism.  So wherever you choose to launch from, we just set the dial to that race and it'll zoom away from the earth powered with hatred and disgust.  I'd suggest starting in France since they're the easiest to hate.

You're all really terrible at lurking.  You leave footprints.

Whoa! Can't blame me for lurking! I just have been to a SOAD concert .

I don't trust the dirty little hobbitsessss

We should follow the US Army's lead and develop a weapon which will turn everyone GAY. We can call it...

THE INTERNET!

I could start Wiggling classes to a special division of this army. The enemy's Faces will melt off