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Yup, and sharing the soap is highly illegal too.
One is allowed to pick up the soap, but sharing (or 'dropping' in layman terms) is prohibited...
One is allowed to pick up the soap, but sharing (or 'dropping' in layman terms) is prohibited...
December 16, 2004, 12:50:17 pm
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Quote from: "Ok So It Was Me"
me too!
Wanna shower with me and share soap?
Wanna shower with me and share soap?
Sure! *Gets shower started*
Insert pretentious signiture here.
December 16, 2004, 01:28:49 pm
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*wonders on how far to take this*
Just dont *drop* it, ok, we like soap, nothing else
Just dont *drop* it, ok, we like soap, nothing else
ah yah, yakidiaya, long live Ye Olde Blah
December 16, 2004, 09:41:37 pm 
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*Drops the soap*
Well...?!
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I ain't picking it up!!
Well...?!
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I ain't picking it up!!
December 17, 2004, 01:12:32 pm
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Hmm... I wonder if there are special instruments for picking up the soap without bending over. Like some sort of shovel or soap elevation device...
December 17, 2004, 01:37:55 pm
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I searched Google for device for "picking up soap", and somehow managed to find some Buffy-Willow lesbian fan fiction, which I find slightly worrying, although a little amusing. I think what we need is a spear, with which we can pierce the soap and put it in our hands. However, taking a spear with you into the shower might be enough of a deterrent 
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Well as I can tell you after my year in the army:
The cheapest and less painful way to solve that issue is to buy more soap.
Soap is cheap......
The cheapest and less painful way to solve that issue is to buy more soap.
Soap is cheap......
t's not like I really care
December 18, 2004, 10:35:34 pm 
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you could attempt to treat the soap like a hacky sack...try to fling it up with your foot.
Or you could wait until you've got huge hemroids that are splitting open and bleeding..then bend down and pick it up without fear
Or you could wait until you've got huge hemroids that are splitting open and bleeding..then bend down and pick it up without fear