The Shining Source

I think we are ready for another BONET, the forums seem lively enough to ressurrect it once more.

Some topics for starters:

1. If Devlyn were an animal, what animal would he be?

2. Where the feck did my last bung ole never ending thread go? With all the bulls etc

3. If we lived underwater, it would be pretty kool. But we couldn't drink any beer! Discuss.

4. What attributes is the human body missing out on, I mean, we get a rough deal here. No poisenous fangs, stings, wings or tails. We can't fly, we can't crawl up walls, lay eggs or breathe underwater. We don't get tusks, trunks or large cheeks in which to store food (or beer). Discuss.

5. How many Devlyn's does it take to change a lightbulb?

6. *wiggle*

7. When is SO demo 5 coming out?

1. If Devlyn were an animal, what animal would he be?

He'd be the ?ber-rare peanut butter beetle, only spotted in certain Dutch hovels, laboratories and football fields. It coats its shell with smooth peanut butter, as that enables it to roll over, should it become stricken upon its back. This is an artist's depiction of the peanut butter beetle;



2. Where the feck did my last bung ole never ending thread go? With all the bulls etc

Unfortunately it died once Dev barfed all over it, but now it's back at the top I can be crowned the rightful winner!

3. If we lived underwater, it would be pretty kool. But we couldn't drink any beer! Discuss.

I don't drink beer, so that would be a sacrifice I'm willing to make. However, I would be concerned that we wouldn't be able to eat solid food, as the excess moisture would cause it to go all soggy, ruining my favourite meal of toast and Marmite. If someone develops waterproof toast, there's a good buck in it from me.

4. What attributes is the human body missing out on, I mean, we get a rough deal here. No poisonous fangs, stings, wings or tails. We can't fly, we can't crawl up walls, lay eggs or breathe underwater. We don't get tusks, trunks or large cheeks in which to store food (or beer). Discuss.

Personally, I'd like to be able to breathe underwater, as well as change my skin colour and texture at will. And rotate my eyeballs independently, but only I should be able to do that as an awesome trick at parties, and to make people sick occasionally. :roll: - like that, only one eye goes clockwise. That'd be awesome.

5. How many Devlyns does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three - the first one tried but broke his pinky, the second tried and faked a pinky injury and the third one, after quite some procrastinating, erm... moved it with the power of his mind.

6. *wiggle*

*wiggle wiggle*

7. When is SO demo 5 coming out?

Soon. Very soon.

Never.

1. If Devlyn were an animal, what animal would he be?

I refuse to comment on this matter . However, question is what kind of animal you would be .

2. Where the feck did my last bung ole never ending thread go? With all the bulls etc

It's right next to this one . I guess people never did manage to recover from the gore in the final battle?

3. If we lived underwater, it would be pretty kool. But we couldn't drink any beer! Discuss.

Au contraire my friend. What if we live in beer instead of water? Of course we'd have reduced visibility, but we also have enough beer for everyone

4. What attributes is the human body missing out on, I mean, we get a rough deal here. No poisenous fangs, stings, wings or tails. We can't fly, we can't crawl up walls, lay eggs or breathe underwater. We don't get tusks, trunks or large cheeks in which to store food (or beer). Discuss.

I still feel we miss a flaming breath attack. Imagine walking over a farm and turning your favorite animal into freshly roasted meet in 5 seconds! Then again a trunk would be cool too, perhaps it'd help to speed up the beer consumption? :d

5. How many Devlyn's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably more than we have .

6. *wiggle*

Does this count?



7. When is SO demo 5 coming out?

As soon as I completed my project I'll make a SO demo 5.
In other words, in 2492*.

*depending on the productivity of my offspring

Dev, Dev, Dev. For shame, young one. Hast thou never heard of "ye olde beer goggles"? Beer goggles give you absolutely perfect vision in any circumstances, and go excellently with this season's hottest accessory, the beer jacket.



What about in 2492, when you've fathered and grandfathered many Baby Devlyns? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Also, what's the best kind of frog in the world? I like the poison arrow frog.

That would be heaven on earth. Next to that - why should one eat as long as we have beer? Reminds me of the Queen Song:
"This world could be heaven for everyone"

BTW Netwts - where can I get these goggles? I think they would be perfect for my "Beer formed this delicious body" shirt......

Yeah, and have somebody else puke in my beer.... no way !

Hey, somebody surely puked in the ocean, and people swim in that too . Besides, if all people ever take is beer, you've got to start wondering what they'll puke .

And I want those goggles!

And..ermmm... children? I'm not sure if I'm ready to sponsor the peanut butter factory to that degree as of yet O_O.

living in beer would be rather interesting..but if i had my way i would live Atop the beer..amogst the frothy Head.
I would have a soft and mostly wobbly house! plus when i pee it'll eat a hole in the floor

I think dev would be a.... Squirrel... Why? I dunno i don't make the rules i just follow em

And we should have wings because that would own

Looks like BONETS dont work anymore

When I finally pull my finger out and add quick reply, I daresay it'll live longer.

Yeah, that'll be good. And I also believe that Devlyn would be a squirrel.

Running around grabbing everyones nuts, hiding them in trees, cavorting in peoples lofts and garages

ahahahahaha cavorting

What the heck is cavorting anyway? Do I want to know?

Also, as being the main subject of most rumours it's hard for me to comment in such a harsh environment such as a bonee .

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