Nick VS Devlyn - Tough one for Nick here, but Dev won't find it easy against the Stourbridge giant. LETS GET IT ON!
A slow start to this semi-final match, with both participants avoiding doing any real work for as long as they can. After five hours of nothing but... nothing, the judges decide to liven things up by giving each participant their drink of choice - a Stella goes to Nick and an applesap to Dev. This seems to invigorate the contestants, and they launch headfirst into each other.
Devlyn gets the better of the early goings, taunting Nick by smearing peanut butter all over his face. Nick quickly retaliates by revealing a concealed weapon - bratwurst! This has always had a hypnotic effect on the boy from Holland and this is certainly true here, as Dev becomes completely mesmerised by the 'wurst. Nick takes advantage by bashing his opponent around the chops, and kicking him in the arse when he's down.
With the line-of-sight effect of the bratwurst gone Dev's senses return and,
in his rage, he produces his famed finishing move - the Shiny Sword! Nick cowers in awe at the blade's brilliance, but his expression soon turns to amusement when he realises the sword is only 1% complete!
Seizing the opportunity, Nick pours boiling JAVA all over Dev, dissolving the Dutchman's normally impenetrable armour. His opponent reduced to a cowering wreck, Nick subjects the ultimate torture and forces Dev to eat herrings and cream, forcing his enemy to submit immediately.
Nick wins!
