The Shining Source

Yup, its the Bung Ol?! Never Ending Thread, the same old but with a kind of bull taming twist to it.

So, who here would survive the longest on the back of a horned beast? It requires skill, patience...and a cod piece presumably...and some kind of protective padding if you insist on not hurting yourself when you fall to the gravel and are trampled by a ton of prime beef.

Hey lets do this member battle stylee, there arent too many members at the moment so it could be interesting, so, let round 1 commence:

Ty VS Bull
Newts  VS Bull
Edgemaster  VS Bull
Devlyn VS Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Bull
Cortez  VS Bull
acebloke  VS Bull    
bEn  VS Bull
nick  VS Bull
Seanikins  VS Bull  
Sir Phill  VS Bull
Shernal  VS Bull
alberto  VS Bull        
Job  VS Bull          
scatty  VS Bull        
Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull    
Lazy Bum  VS Bull    
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)

May the voting begin Ill collect the results when i can be bothered

Ty VS Bull - an easy victory for Ty, who uses his sheer evil nature to overcome the bull.

Edgemaster VS Bull - bull vs. Bouncy Ball, no contest. Edgey.

Devlyn VS Bull - Dev uses peanut butter to stick himself to the bull. Win for Dev.

Grom VS Bull - Grom was probably too lazy to show up. Bull.

Cajero VS Bull - Cajero.

Cortez  VS Bull - Cortez

acebloke  VS Bull  - Acebloke

bEn  VS Bull - Ben

nick  VS Bull - Nick

Seanikins  VS Bull  - Sean

Sir Phill  VS Bull - Bull

Shernal  VS Bull - Bull

alberto  VS Bull   - Bull

Job  VS Bull          - Bull

scatty  VS Bull - er... who? Bull

Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull  - OSIWM

Lazy Bum  VS Bull - Lazy

Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry) - Aunt Edgey!

Ty VS Bull = Ty
Newts VS Bull = Newts
Edgemaster VS Bull = Edgemaster
Devlyn VS Bull =Devlyn
Grom VS Bull = The Bull
Cajero VS Bull = Cajero
Cortez VS Bull = Bull kicks ass
acebloke VS Bull = Acebloke
bEn VS Bull = Bull
Seanikins VS Bull = Seanikins
Sir Phill VS Bull =SirPhil
Shernal VS Bull = Bull
alberto VS Bull = Alberto
Job VS Bull = Bull
scatty VS Bull = Bull
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull = Bull... thats for trying to stop the word association!  :twisted:
Lazy Bum VS Bull = Lazybum
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey = Aunt Edgy

Ty VS Bull - Ty for sure no bull can withstand SO
Newts VS Bull - Newts same as ty
Edgemaster VS Bull - Bull Make dev throw away my oscar!
Devlyn VS Bull - Bull Throw away my oscar!
Grom VS Bull grom
Cajero VS Bull Bull
Cortez VS Bull Cortez
acebloke VS Bull Bull
bEn VS Bull bull
nick VS Bull Nick LOA would own it
Seanikins VS Bull Seany pipe o' doom to knock the pull out
Shernal VS Bull Bull Pie won't get you outta that
alberto VS Bull Alberto he would confuse the bull
Job VS Bull bull?
scatty VS Bull Bull?
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull OSIWM
Lazy Bum VS Bull the bum
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)  Aunt Edgey (she scares me)

Ty VS Bull: The Bad Cop CANNOT loose
Newts VS Bull: Newton Ninja Triumphs over all!
Edgemaster VS Bull: Bouncy Ball Has no equal
Devlyn VS Bull: Dev utilises his innate penutbutter abilites
Grom VS Bull: Bull but his hair looked great
Cajero VS Bull: Cajero..cmmon..he sounds spanish
Cortez VS Bull: See Above
acebloke VS Bull: Acebloke would bore the bull to death
bEn VS Bull: Bull
nick VS Bull: Nick destroys with bond-like suave
Sir Phill VS Bull: Bull, Phill fell down a snowy slope
Shernal VS Bull: Bull, Shernal twisted his balls (owwww)
alberto VS Bull: Alberto smites with his comical might
Job VS Bull: Bull...who wants Job to win? (doesnt like employment)
scatty VS Bull: Bull...
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull: OSIWM, The froggy was too cute
Lazy Bum VS Bull: Bull, Lazy didnt show up  
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey: Tossup..flippin' a coin!....Aunt Edgey

Ty VS Bull
Ty bans the Bull - Tys

Newts VS Bull
The Bull sits on Newts in revenge for being abnned by his brother. - The bull

Edgemaster VS Bull
chop, chop - Edgey

Devlyn VS Bull
The bull is paralysized by Dev's bad appelsap breath -  Devlyn

Grom VS Bull
The Grom i know from Warhammer was fatter than the bull - grom

Cajero VS Bull
A Cajero is a beef snack. The Bull ravages Cajero for that - The bull

Cortez VS Bull
A spanish name against a bull? - Cortez

acebloke VS Bull - Ty
bEn VS Bull - Devlyn

nick VS Bull
Since Nick doenst do much else than think of stupid words to associate with Bull, he gets stomped - the Bull

Seanikins VS Bull
*wiggle wigle* The bull drops dead in horror - Sean

Sir Phill VS Bull
Phill bratwursts the Bull into oblivion -  The Bull

Shernal VS Bull - Bull
alberto VS Bull - Bull
Job VS Bull - Bull
scatty VS Bull
Since Sactty doesnt even post, the Bull has a easy time -The bull
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull
The Bull doenst even stand a chance against a disembodied smiley of doom

Lazy Bum VS Bull -Bull

Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry)
Peter against Auntey: Well, the bull wins anayway

Ty VS Bull = Ty
Newts  VS Bull = Newts
Edgemaster  VS Bull =Edge
Devlyn VS Bull = -
Grom VS Bull = Grom
Cajero VS Bull = Cajero
Cortez  VS Bull = Cortez
acebloke  VS Bull = acebloke    
bEn  VS Bull = bEn
nick  VS Bull = nick
Seanikins  VS Bull = Sean
Sir Phill  VS Bull = Phill
Shernal  VS Bull = Bull
alberto  VS Bull = alberto      
Job  VS Bull = Job          
scatty  VS Bull = scatty
Ok So It Was Me  VS Bull = OSIWM    
Lazy Bum  VS Bull = Lazy Bum    
Peter van Dalen VS Aunt Edgey (ran out of Bulls sorry) = Peter van Dalen

Well, what an interesting opener...we have 12 bull casualties.

Ty 5-0 Bull
Well, Ty did well

Newts 4-1 Bull
As did newts

Edgemaster 5-1 Bull
Need i say more

Devlyn 4-1 Bull
Ice tea all round
 
Grom 3-3 Bull
This ones going to a replay

Cajero 4-2 Bull
Cajero scrapes through

Cortez 5-1 Bull
Impressive
 
acebloke 4-1 Bull
Another bull hits the deck...

bEn 2-3 Bull
bEn suffers at the hands (or hoofs, whatever) of this bull
 
nick 4-1 Bull
Good good, nice one nick
 
Seanikins 5-0 Bull
The bull was never going to get Seany's lucky charms
 
Sir Phill 2-3 Bull
Sir Phill goes out with the trash

Shernal 0-6 Bull
Shernal was trampled by the Bull, pie isnt good for you kids.

alberto 4-2 Bull
A win for Alberto

Job 1-4 Bull
Another Bull victory against Job
 
scatty 1-5 Bull
Whoever scatty is, he is no more in this competition

Ok So It Was Me 4-1 Bull
The smiley of doom, defeats the bull
 
Lazy Bum 4-2 Bull
Lazy triumphs
 
Peter van Dalen 1-4 Aunt Edgey
An ultimatley unfair match here, so Aunt Edgey has retired her position. Peter, my apologies

NEXT ROUND - Announced later

Okay, the last round was a little easy for everyone, so this time i have employed some more well known Bulls for combat. Some famous, some historic bulls as well. So good luck to everyone!

Ty VS Sitting Bull
Newts VS Raging Bull
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn VS Red Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Cortez VS Bull Shark
acebloke VS Bulldog
nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS)
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull
alberto VS Bull Market!
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull

Notes:
* Aunt Edgey disqualified for furtherly beating her opponent after combat had ended.
**Grom meets the bull he failed to topple in the last round

And the winners are:

Ty
Newts
Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn
Bull
Cajero
Bull Shark
acebloke
Seanikins
Bull Market!
Ok So It Was Me
Lazy Bum

Ty VS Sitting Bull - sitting bull
Newts VS Raging Bull - Newts
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye) - edgey
Devlyn VS Red Bull - Red bull (it gives you wings)
Grom VS Bull - Grom
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock Cajero
Cortez VS Bull Shark Cortez
acebloke VS Bulldog - Ace
nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS) - Nick
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull - Seany
alberto VS Bull Market! alberto
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier OSIWM
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull - pit bull (those thigns are mean)

Ty VS Sitting Bull
By Bull- Ty

Newts VS Raging Bull
Ever seen Newts Raging? -Newts

Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Bully sounds like a pansy, but so is Edgey:P- Edgemaster

Devlyn VS Red Bull
Devlyn is allergic for caffeine - Red Bull

Grom VS Bull
Grom has better stamina than the Bull - Grom

Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Sandra beats Cajero to a bloody pulp - sandra

Cortez VS Bull Shark
A shark on the dry? - Cortez

acebloke VS Bulldog
Poor Acebloke - Bulldog

nick VS Kemour - (He was the bull god of ATHRIBUS)
A God? -  Kemour

Seanikins VS The Daily Bull
Nobody stands the Hot pants -  Sean

alberto VS Bull Market!
How can you loose against a market? - Alberto

Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
You'd be suprised how many sharp teeth the smiley of doom hides, at least more than that terrier - Osiwm

Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull
Poor lazy Bum -  Pit Bull

Ty VS Sitting Bull- Ty: Sitting Bull spent his time trying to get the bad cop
to sit...
Newts VS Raging Bull- Newts
Edgemaster VS Bully- Edgemaster beats all bullies down!
Devlyn VS Red Bull- Although missing applesap, Dev triumphs!
Grom VS Bull- Bull: Although Groms Hair remains great
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock- Sandra: Wasnt paying attention to Cajero =( sorry buddy
Cortez VS Bull Shark- Cortez makes baja tacos
acebloke VS Bulldog- Bulldog cares not about IQ
nick VS Kemour - Nick triumphs with Connerybond-like suave  
alberto VS Bull Market!- not sure who'd win..flipping a coin: Bull market =( sorry 'berto!
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier- the smiley of death will NOT be silenced!
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull- Lazy didnt show for the fight and the Pit bull didnt seem to care: Draw (if possible)

Winners in bold.

Ty VS Sitting Bull
Newts VS Raging Bull
Edgemaster VS Bully (from Bullseye)
Devlyn VS Red Bull
Grom VS Bull
Cajero VS Sandra Bullock
Cortez VS Bull Shark
acebloke VS Bulldog , but it was close, if I my breath didnt smell like dog, I wouldnt have made it.
nick VS Kemour
Seanikins VS The Daily Bull
alberto VS Bull Market!
Ok So It Was Me VS Bull Terrier
Lazy Bum VS Pit Bull

Ty

Edgemaster - this was a really close call. Edgey should be proud I voted for him above a shirt-wearing darts-throwing cartoon bull.

Devlyn - the Dutch Goliath vs a can? No contest

Bull - would Grom even show up?

Sandra Bullock - because!

Bull Shark - they're nasty

Bulldog - so are they, and they don't let go. Look out, Acebloke!

nick - God or no God, nobody can defeat The Nick!

Seanikins - much funnier than that rag.
 
Bull Market - simple choice.

Ok So It Was Me - the Smiley of Doom confuses his opponent

Lazy Bum